A list of puns related to "Gentleman Cadet"
#All the limiteds are unpainted and sorted out by rocket pass and event series in order from 2017 and on, Lmk If I made a mistake plz.
#ROCKET PASS
RP1 LIMITEDS
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RP2 LIMITEDS
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RP3 LIMITEDS
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RP4 LIMITEDS
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BUGGED ITEMS
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DECALS
Aftershock
Backfire
Breakout Type-S
Breakout
Dominus
Endo
Esper
Gizmo
Harbinger
Jager 619
Mantis
Marauder
Maverick
Merc
Octane
Ripper
Road Hog
Twinzer
X-Devil
Universal
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PAINT FINISHES
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WHEELS
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Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10
Scotland
We had left the Scylla at Scapa Flow, been ferried across to Thurso, on the northern tip of Scotland, and sent by train down to Glasgow, arriving on September 25, a little less than two weeks after we had been sunk.
HMS Scylla
Arriving in Glasgow, we were once again under the direction of the U.S. Navy Port Liaison Office, Gourock, The Clyde. We U.S. Navy survivors numbered six officers and 107 enlisted men. It turned out that, through the small differences in dates of rank, I was the senior survivor, so I was given written orders to take charge of them. This made things orderly on the Liaison Officerβs books, but was essentially meaningless. We stayed and went where the shore establishment directed.
At the square in Glasgow, known as Charing Cross, the hotel there had been taken over by the American Red Cross. Servicemen on leave in Glasgow could stay there for seventy-five cents a night.
They set up cots in the ballroom of the hotel
... keep reading on reddit β‘Time: 10:00 am
Date: 1111-12-14
Daniel and Grake walked in to Derricks workshop as he finished assembling a 1911 β So what do you have for us that doesn't quite look like what you were using before?β Daniel says as he picks up a rifle
βThat is the AK-47 Type 3. It was designed by Mikhail Kalashnikov its going to be our standard issue weaponβ Derrick says βshorter range, higher rate of fire and easier to learnβ
βAnd what of these ones?β Grake asks holding up a bolt action rifle
βLee Enfield mkIII, civilian weapon.β Derrick says as he hands a finished 1911 to Daniel
βWait what?β they asks
βWe are not going to be here for the majority of the year and I don't think any of us want to have to come back and deal with bandits that manage to get their hands on our gear do you?β Derrick says as he starts putting together an new firearm
βThere aren't enough men to work the fields and guard you know that right?β says a young man as he enters followed by an older gentleman and a one eyed dark elf in a maids outfit
βAnd you are?β Derrick asks
βI am Halafarin, fourth son of Barron Vaydark. These are my attendants Cyran and Murdress. We joined your company after the last battle but I thought that you name was Derrick not Mikhail?β
βIt is. Mr. Kalashnikov, who was Russian, designed the AK. He died on December 23, 2013.β Derrick replies
βThat is quite the imagination you have there young manβ Murdress says in a polite manner
βNot quite.β Daniel says with a grin
βHuh, guess we forgot to mention to you new guys, that my sister and I reincarnated?β Derrick says absentmindedly as he finishes putting together a larger weapon before turning around and tossing it to Grake. Looking over to see his new guests have there jaws on the floor as more people had come to see what he had been working on during their break in training
βThat was about our reaction.β Grake says while grinning βso what's this, and also what were you going to say about the defending here while we are away?β
βThat is an M79 grenade launcher, nicknamed the Thumper. For guarding I figured we could take pages from Japanese and Russian history. More specifically the Sengoku era and the battle of Stalingrad.β
βAnd more specifically?β Daniel asked
βDuring the Sengoku era men were often at war, living villages undefended so women took up arms to defend them. They were referred to as Onna-Bugeisha, and During WW2, just as many women joined the red army as there were men, the Russian high command discove
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For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
β’ How old are you? What's your gender? Give us a general description of yourself.
Spoiler alert inbound...I type myself as ENTX 8w7 854 Sp/Sx; however, just because I think that about myself doesn't mean it's right. I find it easier to discuss ideas or conclusions I've reached with others to increase the probability that what I'm saying is actually true and not BS. I'm exactly 22.5 years of age and constantly changing my outlook on life. My titles are he/him/them if you're wondering, and I really don't care if you call me otherwise. I'm here to share as much as I can about me--good, bad, and ugly--in order for the readers to form a holistic analysis about my type even if it just a Reddit post. I know that what I will type WILL offend some people reading this post and I want to apologize in advance.
β’ Is there a medical diagnosis that may impact your mental stability somehow?
Even though I've never taken a mental health assessment before, I would like to believe that sometimes I FEEL (which is subjective and probably not true) that I'm either antisocial or a psychopath. I say that because I give off the impression that I'm some murderer or convict when I look or sometimes stare at others for longer than a second. I guess they would assume this about me because of how well I maintain eye contact with them, therefore making them feel vulnerable or exposed. Also, I have a thing where I test others to see if they are real or fake and present multiple "shit tests" to quickly figure them out; people seem to think that I'm nice until it gets intimate, and then they run away from me. While I think through the consequences of my actions, I seldomly fear failure and never sympathize with the emotional ramifications of those actions taken.
β’ Describe your upbringing. Did it have any kind of religious or structured influence? How did you respond to it?
I would like to believe my father was an ESTP 8w7 and my mother--just as choleric--ESTJ CP 6w7. As you have already guessed, I am a victim of both mental and physical abuse. I have been cut with sharp knives and raped by my father (he went to jail twice and put on a restraining order) in c
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Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
Nothing, it just waved
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
#All the limiteds are unpainted and sorted out by rocket pass and event series in order from 2017 and on, Lmk If I made a mistake plz.
#ROCKET PASS
RP1 LIMITEDS
==========================================================================
RP2 LIMITEDS
==========================================================================
RP3 LIMITEDS
==========================================================================
RP4 LIMITEDS
A-Z (Universal decals at the end)
Aftershock
Backfire
Breakout Type-S
Breakout
Dominus
Endo
Esper
Gizmo
Harbinger
Jager 619
Mantis
Marauder
Maverick
Merc
Octane
Ripper
Road Hog
Twinzer
X-Devil
Universal
#All the limiteds are unpainted and sorted out by rocket pass and event series in order from 2017 and on, Lmk If I made a mistake plz.
#ROCKET PASS
RP1 LIMITEDS
==========================================================================
RP2 LIMITEDS
==========================================================================
RP3 LIMITEDS
==========================================================================
RP4 LIMITEDS
Part 2. Just Limited & RLCS items
Here's the list. Did it cuz I need credits to continue/start some collections (don't ask how much time I've been doing this haha)
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BUGGED ITEMS
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DECALS
Aftershock
Backfire
Breakout Type-S
Breakout
Dominus
Endo
Esper
Gizmo
Harbinger
Jager 619
Mantis
Marauder
Maverick
Merc
Octane
Ripper
Road Hog
Twinzer
X-Devil
Universal
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PAINT FINISHES
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WHEELS
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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BUGGED ITEMS
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DECALS
Aftershock
Backfire
Breakout Type-S
Breakout
Dominus
Endo
Esper
Gizmo
Harbinger
Jager 619
Mantis
Marauder
Maverick
Merc
Octane
Ripper
Road Hog
Twinzer
X-Devil
Universal
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PAINT FINISHES
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WHEELS
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BUGGED ITEMS
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DECALS
Aftershock
Backfire
Breakout Type-S
Breakout
Dominus
Endo
Esper
Gizmo
Harbinger
Jager 619
Mantis
Marauder
Maverick
Merc
Octane
Ripper
Road Hog
Twinzer
X-Devil
Universal
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PAINT FINISHES
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WHEELS
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