Mycoxafloppin
I can't stop coming to conclusions.
G.I. Jonah!
——————————————————————- Idk I thought of this at 2 AM
A radius.
OH, OK
They're like carbonated copies of the originals!
Therefore, people that don't know about them are annoying.
Daughter: (Studiously ignores him).
Dad: To eat some cherries.
Daughter: (Not looking up from her phone). Maple trees don't have cherries, Dad.
Dad: He brought his own.
I asked my nephew how old his dad was and he replied "six". I said how can he only be six if you're six?
He said "because he's only been a dad since I was born"
Hip Hip Array! Hip Hip Array! Hip Hip Array!
That was a wrong high pot thesis.
Am I right???
Me: Then be as loud as them, it will cancel each other out
Gf: what kind of logic is that?
Me: Sound logic
Ad YourMominem!
He said he thought they were haribo.
Seems like its a... Logical thing to do
What is often characterized as a very conservative organization has taken a stance against racism. I'm not surprised at all though. To anyone who's been paying attention, from its very beginnings, NASCAR has always been veering to the left.
ad homineminem
It’s not what it sounds like.
He needed some presents of mind
It’s in a corona-logical order.
because he didn't get arrays.
The left ear, the right ear, and obviously the final front ear
Naboolean Logic
Dad: Who's this?
Me: Logic
Dad: Makes sense.
My SO and I were discussing getting a new car, and she recommends getting the car in her name. My son cracks this one in the back seat:
"Mom the car Whitaker...that's a weird name."
He said it’s because he only has telekinesis not telekinephews
Did you know, in high school, the rapper logic did the 100 meter dash, AND the 400 meter dash?
He's biracial
My professor had taught us about these doohickeys called multiplexers, which we sometimes also call "data selectors," in a previous lecture.
At the next lecture we had a review: he would draw a symbol and we would shout out what it represented, and he was hamming it up, acting like a game show host.
He drew a multiplexer on the board and asked the class, "what's this?" "A multiplexer!" some students called out. "Right! Now," says the prof, "what is another word for 'multiplexer'?" "A data selector!" someone answers correctly. But he looks like the student just blew the million-dollar question. "Hmm... 'a data selector'... no, I'm afraid not—that's three words!"
His two young kids have probably learned not to ask him about what he teaches.
Then I was born.
Mycoxafloppin.
I can't stop coming to conclusions
I can't stop coming to conclusions.
