General Tso's Chicken Puns

A list of puns related to "General Tso's Chicken"

I ordered some General Tso chicken from my favorite Chinese Restaurant but they were all out of MSG...

It was just Tso Tso.

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👤︎ u/THIATUS-RIFT
📅︎ Jan 18 2021
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Have you guys tried General Tso Tso's chicken?

It's alright.

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👤︎ u/MrBeardOfDeath
📅︎ Mar 10 2020
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Have you ever met General Tso before? You should tell him he makes great chicken.

This one hurts the most because I just witnessed a dad tell his son this joke.

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👤︎ u/isaiahskrtskrt
📅︎ Jun 16 2018
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Historians have finally figured out why the Chinese Army kept retreating from the Mongols.

Because General Tso’s Chicken.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 02 2018
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Overheard after I brought Chinese food home for dinner the other night...

#2 Son: Yay! Did you get General Tso's Chicken?

Me: Sure did. And he was pretty upset about it, too.

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👤︎ u/DeusExNoctis
📅︎ Nov 18 2013
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My husband this evening

Me: What'd you eat for lunch today? Him: I had General Tso's chicken. And he was NOT happy about it.

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👤︎ u/poopyfart
📅︎ Aug 11 2015
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Do you like General Tso's chicken?

Generally, I think it's Tso Tso.

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👤︎ u/MindBlowingExpansion
📅︎ Jul 03 2016
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