Where do math teachers go for vacation?

Times Square

From NY Jets General Manager Joe Douglas right before the NFL Draft

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📅︎ May 03 2022
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Dad joked my SO while waiting for takeout.

We're sitting near the entrance of the restaurant when another couple walks in and gets seated. They didn't close the door all the way, and an unpleasant breeze started rolling in. My SO got up and closed the door. As he does down, we have this exchange:

>Me: Thanks, I appreciate it.

>SO: Yeah, nobody likes a draft.

>Me: Well, nobody except the general.

He got silent and I could see the pain in his features.

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