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What do you call a gas station named after a footballer?,Antoine Greasemann

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📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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Had a customer come in for Phillip.

They seemed upset when I said nobody by that name works at this gas station.

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📅︎ Apr 01 2018
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Its a race-something...got my GF good last night

My GF and I were driving to a restaurant and I needed to get gas. There was a gas station on the way but my GF couldnt think of the name.

GF: I think its called race-something.

Me: Hopefully its not ism

GF: Huh?

Me: Ism, hopefully its not racism

She laughed. She was thinking it would be a Racetrack but it ended up being a Sunoco.

I love dad jokes

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📅︎ May 02 2014
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