A list of puns related to "Garry Peterson"
The votes have been cast and counted and it is now time to reveal who the users of R/MMA have chosen to honor with this yearβs R/MMA awards.
MMA Podcast of the year
Heavy Hands (5%)
Morning Kombat (14.8%)
Believe You Me (21.3%)
Jack Slack Podcast (28%)
The MMA Hour (30.9%)
It didnβt take long for Ariel Helwani to announce he was bringing back his podcast The MMA Hour after leaving ESPN in June of 2021. The MMA Hourβs first episode back aired in August of 2021 and the podcast immediately reclaimed its old slot as one of the most influential media outlets in the sport. Ariel mixed fighter interviews, analysis, and feuds with other members of the MMA world to make The MMA Hour bigger than ever. Not bad for a podcast that wasnβt around for more than half of the year.
Best MMA IG/Twitter Account
3t) twitter.com/darrentill2 (17.4%)
3t) twitter.com/KPetersonUFC (17.4%)
intagram.com/thebeastufc (23.2%)
twitter.com/ARIELHELWANI (32.3%)
Ariel Helwaniβs Twitter account was time and again the place MMA fans turned to find breaking news about the sport. Whether it was fight cancellations, fight announcements, clips of interviews with fighters and other personalitues, or Ariel just giving his takes on the sport itself his Twitter was a relaible source of information for fans of the sport.
Best MMA Website
fightmatrix.com (0.8%)
mmafightcards.org (2.2%)
4chan/sp (3.3%)
tapology.com (9.2%)
R/MMA (84.5%)
Hey look we gave ourselves this award. However, it is hard to argue that there is a better source for mma online than r/mma. Over 1.7 million users come together every day to discuss breaking news, share highlights, watch interviews and press conferences, watch the fights together, engage with the fighters in AMAs, and share the occasional shitpost. Hereβs to another great year in 2022.
Gym of the Year
MMA Factory (5.7%)
Tiger Muay Thai (14.2%)
American Top Team (16.9%)
Elavation Fight Team (30.5%)
City Kickboxing (32.6%)
Eugene Bareman and Doug Vineyβs gym has made a name for itself as the top gym in Oceania producing UFC Champions Israel Adesanya and Alexander Volkanovski. Whil Volkanovski has since left the gym, there is no doubt itβs role in his rise to the title. On top of their 2 champions, City Kickboxing is home to 3 other ranked UFC fighters in Brad Riddell, Dan Hooker, and Kai Kara-France along with numerous other fighters both in the UFC and on
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Theyβre on standbi
BamBOO!
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
At work, I have a workstation.
edit: cheers u/cheer_up_richard
Calcium, nickel, neon
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
They put me in the ICU
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
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