For everyone who skis or snowboards, DB has some partnerships with ski areas near Munich
https://www.sudelfeld.de/skipass/bob-kombitickets.html 55 euro (incl. lift ticket and train there/back from Munich HBF)
https://www.bahn.de/angebot/regio/laender_tickets/bayernticket/garmischer-ski-ticket
56 euro for Garmish Classic and 62 for Zugspitze (lift ticket, transport there/back, +cog railway/cable car up to Zugspitze with the Zugspitze ticket)
https://www.bahn.de/angebot/regio/laender_tickets/bayernticket/oberstdorfer-ski-ticket 63.50 euro for Fellhornbahn, Nebelhornbahn und SΓΆllereckbahn near Obertsdorf (ticket, transport there/back)
If anyone wants to go skiing sometime, write in the comments.
This Black Friday Scratchy Sale is slowly but surly reaching its climax with tomorrow's Cyber Monday. Don't forget that every store checkout will also bring you a mysterious BONUS Steam Key! Have an excellent weekend.
Good Shepherd Black Friday Sale, up to 92% OFF
Motorsport Black Friday Sale, up to 90% OFF
Dovetail Black Friday Sale, up to 70% OFF
Disney Black Friday Sale, ALL TITLES 75% OFF, EMEA ONLY
| Game | USD | EUR | GBP | Discount |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bionic Commando: Rearmed | $1.99 | β¬1.79 | Β£1.29 | 80% |
| Capcom Arcade Stadium | $25.99 | β¬25.99 | Β£18.29 | 35% |
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| Dead Rising 2: Off the Record | $5.49 | β¬5.49 | Β£4.11 | 72% |
| Dead Rising 3 Apocalypse Edition | $8.49 | β¬8.49 | Β£7.07 | 71% |
| Devil May Cry 3 Special Edition | $4.49 | β¬4.49 | Β£3.59 | 77% |
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
It was about a weak back.
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
