Game Of Pool Puns

No matter how hard I racked my brain.

I realised I didn’t have the balls.

I said, "Not yet, we've only just started"

Find out after the break!

Dad: Did he lose the arm to a pool shark?

Last night I was being demolished by a friend while playing. In the middle of the game, my dad (who’s an excellent pool player) calls me. I pick up and tell him I’m losing at pool and need a pro tip from him. He tells me:

Don’t get wet...

Told my GF I'm going to a friends house to play pool. Hour or so of pool and socializing, I get a text.

GF: hey! How's your pool game going?

Me: swimmingly......

GF: -__-

This Christmas, my dad, brother, and I went over to my grandfather's house to visit. My grandpa has a pool table, so we always play a couple games. Our teams were my dad and my brother against my grandpa and me. After his turn, my dad goes over to a piano in the corner of the room and starts playing Christmas tunes. His turn quickly comes up and he's still playing the festive tunes on the piano. My grandpa yells at him, "Hey! We're playing pool. Stop playing piano." My dad replies, "Fine! I'll play forte," and continued to play Jingle Bells, but very loudly.

but I don't have the balls.