I could not think of the name for the triangle that holds the balls in a pool game...

No matter how hard I racked my brain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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I backed out of a challenge I issued my friend to a game of pool on my incomplete table.

I realised I didn’t have the balls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yetanotherrob
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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I was just racking up my first game of pool when the opponent said, "Do you wanna break?"

I said, "Not yet, we've only just started"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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Who will take the second shot in this game of pool?

Find out after the break!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Headsup_Eyesdown
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Friend: I once lost a game of pool to a man with one arm

Dad: Did he lose the arm to a pool shark?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StevyJ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2017
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Any tips for playing pool?

Last night I was being demolished by a friend while playing. In the middle of the game, my dad (who’s an excellent pool player) calls me. I pick up and tell him I’m losing at pool and need a pro tip from him. He tells me:

Don’t get wet...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CricketPancakeMix
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2018
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Pool table.

Told my GF I'm going to a friends house to play pool. Hour or so of pool and socializing, I get a text.

GF: hey! How's your pool game going?

Me: swimmingly......

GF: -__-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Metalasanything
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2015
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Warning: musical pun

This Christmas, my dad, brother, and I went over to my grandfather's house to visit. My grandpa has a pool table, so we always play a couple games. Our teams were my dad and my brother against my grandpa and me. After his turn, my dad goes over to a piano in the corner of the room and starts playing Christmas tunes. His turn quickly comes up and he's still playing the festive tunes on the piano. My grandpa yells at him, "Hey! We're playing pool. Stop playing piano." My dad replies, "Fine! I'll play forte," and continued to play Jingle Bells, but very loudly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/penislandbic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2015
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I was challenged to a game of pool,

but I don't have the balls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_LumberZack_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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