Did you hear about the kids author who played an Indian food dice game?
I was going to tell a joke about a basketball game with no made baskets...
Did you hear about the tragedy at the inaugural Leper hockey game?
It started right away with a face off
Have you heard about that new Zelda game where you play as Zelda on a quest through underground caves?
Search for the link below.
I met some chess enthusiasts in a hotel lobby recently.They just kept bragging about how good they are at the game.
There's nothing worse than chess nuts boasting in an open foyer..
Did you hear about the new racing game that makes you involuntarily repeat the same mission over and over?
Wanna know why I can't tell you about the card game we played last night?
Because ...
We ... don't ... talk .. about UNO!
Did you hear about the eggs that played a football game?
Their quarterback got scrambled
Infinity Ward is making a game titled "Call of". it's about soldiers returning home after their term of service has ended. It's less expensive than other I.W. games...
Did you hear about Metallica’s “Master of Puppets” hand held electronic game?
I went to the most recent tennis game in my town and started yelling a question about everyone's net worth.
My wife then backhanded me and told me to stop making such a racket.
Did you hear the one about the pirate game with missing facial features?
They had to release an eye patch!
If there was a game about erectile dysfunction it would be designed by
I heard they're making a new video game about that lactose intolerant depressed guy.
You know what they say about two pickup trucks playing a game of Chicken...
Either you Dodge, or you Ram.
No one will ever make a successful video game about running a coffee shop.
Gamers would never put up with the amount of grinding required.
Dad to Son: "Have you heard about the new online game that's just been released that's heaps popular and getting a lot of press?
Son: "What's it called?"
Dad: "Month."
Son: "Huh?"
Dad: "Apparently it's twice as good as Fortnite".
My dad and I talked about the football game in the pub.
'They'd do better playing in a field,' he suggested.
I considered converting my wardrobe to house my board game collection, but was worried about losing clothing space.
Did you hear about the guy who used a racing game to get reputayion on Reddit, but it turned bad?
A man from Prague and his friend were playing chess at a restaurant when an Australian waiter interrupts their game. The waiter says, "have a check, mate. Your Czech mate is about to be in checkmate... oh, and here's the cheque, mate."
Did you hear about the turn-based game with rocket launchers?
Have you heard about the new game getting released? It’s AI is 20 years ahead of it’s time, graphics are truly real life, an open world concept where anything you want to do is truly possible. It’s called:
Go outside and ride your bike
That time I beat my dad at his own game. In the middle of a heated lecture about not joining my friends' shenanigans, dad said, "Two wrongs don't make a right."
"Two Wrights do make an airplane."
"I'm proud of you. You're still grounded though."
Hey dad, did you hear about the new roof game?
I haven’t played it yet, but the reviews are up there.
*Courtesy of my 9 year old. He’s going to make a great dad.
"Did you hear about the new zombie game that all they do is watch dough rise?"
"It's called Bread Rising."
it was about a game set in space so it made it extra funney
Son complains about his game freezing.
Father says, “thaw it out, kiddo”.
I really don't understand the appeal of this popular new game everyone is talking about
I was talking to my fiancé about the card game Uno today
She told me it means nothing to her.
I told her it meant one.
What do you call the German video game about Mac & Cheese?
Did you know they made a video game about the Simpsons’ bus driver stealing a thousand bucks?
I am working on a game about infestation
I am almost done but the debugging process has been really dificult
Started as in Innocent statement about a game I played
They are making a Game of Thrones movie about the Army of the Dead members who become astronauts.
It's called The Wight Stuff
Did you hear the one about the game winning Super Bowl LIII touchdown?
Me telling my friend Juan about the soccer game last night.
Why can't you tweet about Game of Thrones?
Because it has more than 140 characters.
I heard about the new Battlefront game from EA
So I asked ten of my son's friends whether they want to buy a different game console to get away from EA and did a follow up a few weeks later. After calculating and comparing the results from the surveys I came to the conclusion that: Nine in ten do switch.
Did you hear about the new game called Dos?
It's the number 2 best game.
My dad asked me a question about the new Zelda game
He was wondering if all the games were linked together...
"Hey Dad, What's this "The Biggest Loser" Video game all about"?
"All I know about it so far is that you're the main character"
Texted our mom and dad about our frolf game cut short. Classic dad.
Sister: We just got caught in a hail storm frolfing and had to run a mile to the car and Mitch had to cover his eyes because they were so big. It hurt so bad I have welts on my skin.
Dad: sounds like you had one hail of a time!
Got a raging game of throner thinking about tonight’s episode.
A game about shooting birds was only singleplayer
My dad comes up and asks "can I play with you?" I say, no it's only 1 player
He replies "tucan play this game"
Mistakes were made
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