How Many Dead People Are Buried in That Cemetery?

[Driving past the cemetery] Me: Hey kids, you know how many dead people are buried in that cemetery?

kids: Uhhhhhh. . . .

Me: All of 'em.

Backstory: My grandfather would always do this gag when I was a kid and it was YEARS before I understood it. I'd think, "how could all the dead people in the world be buried in there?" Then one day it all made sense, and I did laugh.

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