A boy raises his hand in class and asks the teacher if he can be excused to use the bathroom, the teacher says..

‘yes but just to prove you’ve been paying attention I’d like you to recite the alphabet first’

So with his best effort the boy replies ‘A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z’

The teacher says ‘very good but what happened to the P?’

‘Well this took so long it’s running down my leg’

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📅︎ Aug 24 2021
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