G Code Puns

“You wouldn’t get it, it’s Norse code”

GF: What's that?

BF: Remorse code.

When Alan Turing was cracking codes during WW2, his sister Kay was providing drinks, snacks and sandwiches for him and his colleagues.

Re-Morse code.

Norse code

He said it was a major improvement to his C# skills, it also augmented his C+ code.

I call it Norse Code

Everybody knows Alan Turing who cracked the enigma codes.

But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks.

with nonbinary code

Morose code

Shout out to u/thelifesponge for inspiration on this one!

Using Norse code

Morose code.

Remorse Code.

I knew it had to be a code for something.

A new coding bootcamp, featuring international percussion ensembles, sponsored by former vice president and climate change activist behind An Inconvenient Truth.

"Al Gore Rhythm"

He has hoes in different area codes.

" It's my new counting system, see that special collar on me dog, it's got a camera and it scans the sheep as the dog rounds them up. "

"Damn me, what'll they think of next? What's it called?"

"Baa codes mate"

Horse code.

We have a code dependent relationship.

They called it Norse code

RETIRED HUSBAND

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to WalMart. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter, from the local WalMart:

Dear Mrs. Harris:

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store.

We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to, ban both of you from the store.

Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. We don't have a Code 3.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a, 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while, loudly humming the, 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his, 'Madonna Look' using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed;

'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

15. Took a bo

Horse code.

Using Norse Code

I wasn't told the dress code so I wasn't Aladdin

Why do Norwegian military boats and submarines have bar codes on their hulls?

Two answers:

So they can make sure they can a fjord them

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian

Because it's code outside.

By their bark-codes.

Sci Comp Professor: your dog ate your coding assignment?

Me:

Prof:

Me: It took him a couple of bytes.

(Saw this on r/puns)

They're painting bar codes on their ships so when they come into port, they just scan-da-navy-in.

We were talking about the dress she was wearing at dinner.

Me: "this is a cute lil number, did you wear it to work?"

Her: "no, we can't wear dresses, it's dress code"

Me: "seems more like an anti-dress code"

She told me to get out :)

Because he was all about the con ami code

Moss code

Norse code.

Re-morse code

Re-Morse code!

Norse code

By using Norse code

I call it the remorse code

Re-morse code

With Norse Code!

Re-morse code.

Re-morse code.

Re-Morse code.

Norse code

They used norse code.