Fuzzy Cupid Puns

As I slipped from consciousness I noticed his sly little grin and the small brightly coloured frog sitting in his lap.

#All the limiteds are unpainted and sorted out by rocket pass and event series in order from 2017 and on, Lmk If I made a mistake plz.

#ROCKET PASS

RP1 LIMITEDS

• Blueprint (Banner)
• 3 Breakout Bobcat (Decal)
• 12 Calculated (Antenna)
• 19 Camo (Banner)
• 15 Campaign Hat (Topper)
• 3 Capacitor I (Wheel)
• 5 Capacitor II (Wheel)
• Capacitor III (Wheel)
• 2 Capacitor IV (Wheel)
• 10 Cloudburst I (Boost)
• 4 Cloudburst II (Boost)
• Cloudburst III (Boost)
• 56 Cutlass (Topper)
• Laser Wave II (Trail)
• 8 Macaron (Topper)
• 12 Mage Glass I (Antenna)
• 6 Mage Glass II (Antenna)
• 5 Mage Glass III (Antenna)
• 8 Maverick Circuit Pro (Decal)
• 3 Maverick Gale Fire (Decal)
• 3 Maverick Jetstream (Decal)
• 21 Merc B.B. Wolf (Decal)
• Octane Dr. Thrash (Decal)
• 8 Octane Space Cadet (Decal)
• 5 Phoenix Wings I (Topper)
• 6 Phoenix Wings II (Topper)
• 4 Rhino (Wheel)
• 3 Shark Attack (Banner)
• 12 Siick Reads (Antenna)
• 5 Troublemaker I (Wheel)
• 3 Troublemaker II (Wheel)
• 5 Troublemaker III (Wheel)
• 3 X Devil Devils Advocate (Decal)
• 4 X Devil Dot Matrix (Decal)

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RP2 LIMITEDS

• 37 Alarm Clock (Topper)
• 49 Breakout Nitro Circus (Decal)
• Camera (Topper)
• 27 Gamer Pad (Banner)
• 10 Gold Plated (Banner)
• 6 Juice Box (Topper)
• 13 Mad Bomber (Topper)
• 14 Marauder Alley Cat (Decal)
• Moko (Wheel)
• 40 Nitro Circus (Antenna)
• 6 Pickle (Boost)
• 5 Road Hog Quick Fix (Decal)
• 3 Snail (Topper)
• 12 Tread Heavily (Banner)
• 5 Twinkle Box (Border)

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RP3 LIMITEDS

• 23 Aloha (Banner)
• Battle Axe (Topper)
• Blueprint II (Banner)
• 54 Breakout Easter Bunny (Decal)
• 32 Fortune Fan (Antenna)
• 8 Mainstreet (Wheel)
• 11 Octane Quetzalcoatl (Decal)
• 45 Periscope (Topper)
• 105 Shamrock (Topper)
• 44 Snare Drum (Topper)
• 9 Sovereign (Wheel)
• 62 Sticker Shock (Banner)
• 2 Turtle Shelol (Topper)
• 36 X Devil Disco Monster (Decal)

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RP4 LIMITEDS

• 29 Avant Garde (Banner)
• 34 Bell (Antenna)
• 71 Big Checker (Antenna)
• 21 Chequered Flag I (Banner)
• 16 Dominus Funky Medusa (Decal)
• 19 Dominus Whitewash (Decal)
• 20 Floppy Disk (Antenna)
• 67 Flower - Lotus (Topper)
• 16 FLT (Wheel)
• 16 High Poly (Wheel)
• 12 Octane Conundrum (Decal)
• 31 Octane Killer Griller (Decal)
• 23 Paladin (Border)
• 39 S'more (Topper)
• 9 Shutterbug (Whe

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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BUGGED ITEMS

• 2x Unpainted Cyberware
• 9x HoloData (trail)
• 4x Rad Rock (trail)

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DECALS

Aftershock

• 39x Clipper

Backfire

• 28x Cruster Buster

Breakout Type-S

• 64x Zero-Sum
• 7x Bobcat
• 3x BOO!

Breakout

• 142x Dragon
• 120x Easter Bunny
• 6x Ghost Fever
• 45x Lycan
• 132x Mammoth
• 12x Nisse
• 101x Nitro Circus
• Sneaky Slither
• 4x Snow Devil
• 5x TV Time
• 19x Watermelon
• 7x Yaojing

Dominus

• 5x Arboreal Nightmare
• 3x Candy Monster
• 48x Funky Medusa
• 118x Gentleman Beef
• 122x Whitewash
• 7x Winter Waddle
• 17x Yaoijing

Endo

• 8x Polar Force

Esper

• 38x Eye Opener

Gizmo

• 162x Hive Mind
• 52x Wannabee

Harbinger

• 101x Quickline

Jager 619

• 1x Shark Tooth

Mantis

• 4x Hammerhead
• 10x Megabat

Marauder

• 37x Alley Cat

Maverick

• 1x Circuit Pro

Merc

• 8x B.B. Wolf
• 142x Dragon
• 130x Watermelon

Octane

• 57x Conundrum
• 5x Dr. Thrash
• 2x Jacktide
• 75x Killer Griller
• 18x Quetzalcoatl
• 191x SARP Stripe
• 35x 34x Space Cadet
• 1x Sweater Fest
• 1x Turtle Tribute
• 2x Ultimate Warrior
• 1x Watermelon

Ripper

• 51x Stibium

Road Hog

• 5x Quick Fix
• 43x Watermelon

Twinzer

• 32x Quick Fix II

X-Devil

• 7x Devil's Advocate
• 43x Disco Monster
• 2x Dot Matrix

Universal

• Boo-ya!
• 95x Caution Waves
• 98x Cold Sweater
• 10x Fireworks
• 15x Germophile
• 10x Gift Storm
• 5x Leafstream
• 109x Snowstorm
• 1x Spider Boogie
• 2x Swirls
• 3x Twisted Tree
• 118x Xmas Lights

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PAINT FINISHES

• 46x Chipboard
• 102x Fiberboard

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WHEELS

• 30x Buckboard
• 2x Capacitor I
• 7x Carriage
• 126x CDJ
• 3x Cupcake
• 17x FLT
• 26x Fortune
• 117x Ghostbusters
• 24x High Poly
• 25x Holiday Hearth
• 2x 1x League Shield
• 46x Mainstreet
• 3x Mistletoe
• 4x Moko
• 91x Papercut
• 93x Peppermint
• 1x Psyonix
• 2x Psyonix II
• 1x Rhino
• 33x Roskilde
• 111x SARPBC
• 2x SARPBC-10
• 11x Shinkei
• 1x Shutterbug
• 2x Sovereign
• 126x Stay Puft
• 30x Stuffed Crust
• 1x Sunset 1986
• 4x Timbertyre
• 58x Ton-Eighty
• 1x Twista Inverted
• 1x WWE
• 36x 30x Yin-Yang

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Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Put it on my bill

That's it. I just wanted to share, because shaving my face is nothing new and I don't think most of the people in my life would get it because of that.

And I mean maybe it isn't a big deal, I've been shaving my face for like 6 or 7 years, I've always had a bit of a mustache, but it feels like the hair is spreading. If I waited a long ass time to shave pre-t it was just like more than a little fuzzy at the corners of my mouth, but now it feels like everything but the center of my lip, right above my cupids bow, is pretty much the same length and seems like it's growing at the same rate. And I just think that's neat. More than neat, rad even

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

#FEEL FREE TO NEGOTIATE

BUNDLES

BALLISTIC BUNDLE-2000

• 4 Bs (Victor)
• 3 Cobalt
• 3 Crim
• 2 Fg (Paragon)
• 2 Lime
• 5 Orange
• 3 Pink
• 3 Purp
• 2 Saff

CAPCITOR BUNDLE-1200 (80 Per. All Cert)

• Black (Sniper)
• Cobalt (Juggler)
• 3 Crim (Aviator, Guardian, Playmaker)
• Fg (Paragon)
• 2 Grey (Goalkeeper, Guardian)
• 3 Pink (Aviator, Goalkeeper, Show-off)
• 3 Saff (Guardian, Paragon, Victor)
• Sb (Playmaker)

CLOUDBURST BUNDLE-2000 (80 Each. All Cert)

• Cobalt (Victor)
• 2 Crim (Show-off, Victor)
• Fg (Acrobat)
• 6 Grey (Acrobat, Juggler, Paragon, 2 Playmaker, Turtle)
• Lime (Victor)
• 8 Orange (2 Avaitor, 2 Show-off, 2 Sniper, Tactician, Victor)
• 2 Pink (2 Turtle)
• 4 Saff (Juggler, Playmaker, Show-off, Turtle)

KNUCKLE HUCKS BUNDLE-5450 (50 Each)

• 109 Banners

OCTANE RLCS X BUNDLE-1600

• Bs
• Fg
• Grey
• Orange
• 2 Purp
• Saff (Aviator)
• 2 Sb

PETACIO BUNDLE-800 (31ish Creds per)

• Bs
• 2 Cobalt
• 4 Fg (Paragon)
• 3 Grey (Acrobat)
• 4 Lime
• 5 Orange
• 2 Pink(Sniper)
• Purp (Sniper)
• 3 Saff (Show-off)
• Tw (Turtle)

RIVAL BUNDLE-250

• Striker Unpainted
• Black
• Bs
• Grey

STOIC MUFFIN BUNDLE-1500

• 15 Uncert

WRATHOGEN BUNDLE-2000

• 10 Black (Juggler)
• 4 Bs
• Cobalt (Sniper)
• 5 Fg (Playmaker, Victor)
• 4 Grey (Aviator, Guardian, Sniper)
• Lime
• 3 Orange (Paragon, Show-off)
• 3 Sb (Acrobat, Victor)
• 7 Tw (Goalkeeper, 2 Show-off)

X BOARDS BUNDLE-800 (50 each)

• 14 Uncert
• Guardian
• Sniper

DECALS

• 4 Breakout Type S Rlcs-50 each
• Froggy-50
• 9 Dom GT Rlcs-80 each
• Dom Eastern-200
• 4 Dom Rl Esports-250 each
• Goalkeeper Fennec Ombre-70
• Goop-30
• Grey Starlighter-10 (GG ‘21)
• 5 Mudcat Rl Esports-30 each
• Octane Sticker Bomb-20
• Scorer Black Vertebrate-150
• Scorer Fg Vertebrate-150
• Scorer Sb Vertebrate-200
• Scorer Tw Vertebrate-200
• Slipstream-200 (SF)
• Takumi Distortion-10 (CC3)

WHEELS

• Bs Apparatus-30 (GG ‘21)
• 2 Striker Emerald-60 for both
• Grey Emerald-250
• Scorer Gyre-40
• Orange Infinite IO-300
• Show-off Meridian-70
• Patriarch-70
• 3 Pyramidia-40 each
• 1 Razzle-70 (Juggler)
• Striker Bs Roulette-800 (Turbo)
• Black Vortex-200 (Vr)

BOOSTS

• 4 Blast Ray-70 each
• 2 Fusion-80 each (Victor)
• Virtual Wave-10 (Zephyr)

TOPPERS

• 11 Hustle Brows-80 each
• Tw Royal Crown-100

TRAILS

• 3 Eq-50 each (Sniper)

BANNERS

• Bobs Ramen-10 (GG ‘21)
• Copper Crisis-80
• 4 Rlcs x-50 each

BORDERS

• Damaged-80

**SPECIAL EDITION ROCKER PASS WHEEL

#All the limiteds are unpainted and sorted out by rocket pass and event series in order from 2017 and on, Lmk If I made a mistake plz.

#ROCKET PASS

RP1 LIMITEDS

• Blueprint (Banner)
• 3 Breakout Bobcat (Decal)
• 12 Calculated (Antenna)
• 19 Camo (Banner)
• 15 Campaign Hat (Topper)
• 3 Capacitor I (Wheel)
• 5 Capacitor II (Wheel)
• Capacitor III (Wheel)
• 2 Capacitor IV (Wheel)
• 10 Cloudburst I (Boost)
• 4 Cloudburst II (Boost)
• Cloudburst III (Boost)
• 56 Cutlass (Topper)
• Laser Wave II (Trail)
• 8 Macaron (Topper)
• 12 Mage Glass I (Antenna)
• 6 Mage Glass II (Antenna)
• 5 Mage Glass III (Antenna)
• 8 Maverick Circuit Pro (Decal)
• 3 Maverick Gale Fire (Decal)
• 3 Maverick Jetstream (Decal)
• 21 Merc B.B. Wolf (Decal)
• Octane Dr. Thrash (Decal)
• 8 Octane Space Cadet (Decal)
• 5 Phoenix Wings I (Topper)
• 6 Phoenix Wings II (Topper)
• 4 Rhino (Wheel)
• 3 Shark Attack (Banner)
• 12 Siick Reads (Antenna)
• 5 Troublemaker I (Wheel)
• 3 Troublemaker II (Wheel)
• 5 Troublemaker III (Wheel)
• 3 X Devil Devils Advocate (Decal)
• 4 X Devil Dot Matrix (Decal)

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RP2 LIMITEDS

• 37 Alarm Clock (Topper)
• 49 Breakout Nitro Circus (Decal)
• Camera (Topper)
• 27 Gamer Pad (Banner)
• 10 Gold Plated (Banner)
• 6 Juice Box (Topper)
• 13 Mad Bomber (Topper)
• 14 Marauder Alley Cat (Decal)
• Moko (Wheel)
• 40 Nitro Circus (Antenna)
• 6 Pickle (Boost)
• 5 Road Hog Quick Fix (Decal)
• 3 Snail (Topper)
• 12 Tread Heavily (Banner)
• 5 Twinkle Box (Border)

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RP3 LIMITEDS

• 23 Aloha (Banner)
• Battle Axe (Topper)
• Blueprint II (Banner)
• 54 Breakout Easter Bunny (Decal)
• 32 Fortune Fan (Antenna)
• 8 Mainstreet (Wheel)
• 11 Octane Quetzalcoatl (Decal)
• 45 Periscope (Topper)
• 105 Shamrock (Topper)
• 44 Snare Drum (Topper)
• 9 Sovereign (Wheel)
• 62 Sticker Shock (Banner)
• 2 Turtle Shelol (Topper)
• 36 X Devil Disco Monster (Decal)

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RP4 LIMITEDS

• 29 Avant Garde (Banner)
• 34 Bell (Antenna)
• 71 Big Checker (Antenna)
• 21 Chequered Flag I (Banner)
• 16 Dominus Funky Medusa (Decal)
• 19 Dominus Whitewash (Decal)
• 20 Floppy Disk (Antenna)
• 67 Flower - Lotus (Topper)
• 16 FLT (Wheel)
• 16 High Poly (Wheel)
• 12 Octane Conundrum (Decal)
• 31 Octane Killer Griller (Decal)
• 23 Paladin (Border)
• 39 S'more (Topper)
• 9 Shutterbug (W

BALLISTIC BUNDLE-3000 (67ish Creds Per)

• 5 Bs (Victor)
• 4 Cobalt
• 3 Crim
• 3 Fg (Paragon)
• 3 Lime
• 6 Orange
• 4 Pink
• 4 Purp
• 3 Saff

BREAKOUT RL ESPORTS BUNDLE-1500

• 30 Uncert
• Victor

DOMIMUS RLCS BUNDLE-1500 SOLD

• Playmaker Black
• Sniper Black
• Turtle Black
• Victor Black
• 3 Black

DOMINUS RLCS X BUNDLE-1700 (94ish Creds Per)

• 3 Black (Paragon, 2 Turtle)
• Bs (Sniper)
• 3 Crim
• 2 Fg
• 2 Orange
• Pink
• Purp
• 3 Saff (Sniper)
• 2 Sb (Scorer)

FENNEC RLCS X BUNDLE-1500

• 3 Black (Juggler)
• 2 Bs
• Cobalt (Juggler)
• Fg (Goalkeeper)
• 2 Grey (Guardian)
• Sb

YOREBAND BUNDLE-150 SOLD

• 3 Bs
• 2 Fg

MAGE GLASS BUNDLE-1250

• Black
• Crim
• Fg (Guardian)
• Grey (Juggler)
• Pink
• Purp

OCTANE RLCS BUNDLE-4,900 (175 Per)

• Bs
• 8 Crim (Tactician)
• 13 Fg (Acrobat, Goalkeeper, Turtle)
• Grey (Paragon)
• 5 Orange

OCTANE RLCS X BUNDLE-3000 (187.5 Cred per)

• Black
• Bs
• Cobalt
• Crim
• Fg
• 2 Grey
• Lime (Victor)
• Orange
• 3 Purp
• 2 Sb

PETACIO BUNDLE-800 (31ish Creds per)

• Bs
• 2 Cobalt
• 4 Fg (Paragon)
• 3 Grey (Acrobat)
• 4 Lime
• 5 Orange
• 2 Pink(Sniper)
• Purp (Sniper)
• 3 Saff (Show-off)
• Tw (Turtle)

RIVAL BUNDLE-250

• Black
• Bs
• Grey

STOIC MUFFIN BUNDLE-1750

• 15 Uncert

TROUBLEMAKER BUNDLE-4600 (100 Per, All cert except 1)

• 8 Cobalt (Aviator, Guardian, 2 Paragon, 2 Show-off, Sniper, Turtle)
• 3 Fg (Juggler, Playmaker, Show-off)
• 9 Grey (Acrobat, Juggler, Paragon, Playmaker, 2 Show-off, Tactician, 2 Victor)
• 7 Lime (Aviator, Guardian, Juggler, Paragon, Show-off, Sniper)
• 4 Orange (Guardian, 2 Sniper, Victor)
• 3 Pink (Acrobat, Show-off, Victor)
• Purp (Acrobat)
• 8 Saff (2 Acrobat, 2 Aviator, 2 Guardian, Show-off Victor)
• 3 Sb (Playmaker, Turtle, Victor)

WRATHOGEN BUNDLE-2000

• 10 Black (Juggler)
• 4 Bs
• Cobalt (Sniper)
• 5 Fg (Playmaker, Victor)
• 4 Grey (Aviator, Guardian, Sniper)
• Lime
• 3 Orange (Paragon, Show-off)
• 3 Sb (Acrobat, Victor)
• 7 Tw (Goalkeeper, 2 Show-off)

OTHER ITEMS

• Bs Apparatus-30 (GG ‘21)
• Bobs Ramen-10 (GG ‘21)
• 4 Breakout Type S Rlcs-50 each
• Breakout Froggy-50
• Copper Crisis-70
• 2 Damaged-70 each
• Tactician Bs Decopunk-250
• 9 Dom GT Rlcs-80 each
• Dom Eastern-200
• 4 Dom Rl Esports-250 each
• 2 Striker Emerald-60 for both
• Grey Emerald-250
• Goalkeeper Fennec Ombre-70
• Tw Flamethrower-350
• 2 Bs Helios-100 each
• Orange IO Infinite-300
• Grey Jager Starlighter-10 (GG ‘21)
• 110 Knuckle Huck-1200 per 2

#FEELS FREE TO NEGOTIATE

BUNDLES

BALLISTIC BUNDLE-2500

• 5 Bs (Victor)
• 4 Cobalt
• 3 Crim
• 3 Fg (Paragon)
• 3 Lime
• 6 Orange
• 4 Pink
• 4 Purp
• 3 Saff

BREAKOUT RL ESPORTS BUNDLE-1500

• 30 Uncert
• Victor

CAPCITOR BUNDLE-1200 (80 Per. All Cert)

• Black (Sniper)
• Cobalt (Juggler)
• 3 Crim (Aviator, Guardian, Playmaker)
• Fg (Paragon)
• 2 Grey (Goalkeeper, Guardian)
• 3 Pink (Aviator, Goalkeeper, Show-off)
• 3 Saff (Guardian, Paragon, Victor)
• Sb (Playmaker)

CLOUDBURST BUNDLE-2000 (80 Each. All Cert)

• Cobalt (Victor)
• 2 Crim (Show-off, Victor)
• Fg (Acrobat)
• 6 Grey (Acrobat, Juggler, Paragon, 2 Playmaker, Turtle)
• Lime (Victor)
• 8 Orange (2 Avaitor, 2 Show-off, 2 Sniper, Tactician, Victor)
• 2 Pink (2 Turtle)
• 4 Saff (Juggler, Playmaker, Show-off, Turtle)

KNUCKLE HUCKS BUNDLE-5450 (50 Each)

• 109 Banners

OCTANE RLCS X BUNDLE-2800

• Black
• Bs
• Cobalt
• Fg
• 2 Grey
• Lime (Victor)
• Orange
• 3 Purp
• Saff (Aviator)
• 2 Sb

PETACIO BUNDLE-800 (31ish Creds per)

• Bs
• 2 Cobalt
• 4 Fg (Paragon)
• 3 Grey (Acrobat)
• 4 Lime
• 5 Orange
• 2 Pink(Sniper)
• Purp (Sniper)
• 3 Saff (Show-off)
• Tw (Turtle)

RIVAL BUNDLE-250

• Striker Unpainted
• Black
• Bs
• Grey

STOIC MUFFIN BUNDLE-1500

• 15 Uncert

WRATHOGEN BUNDLE-2000

• 10 Black (Juggler)
• 4 Bs
• Cobalt (Sniper)
• 5 Fg (Playmaker, Victor)
• 4 Grey (Aviator, Guardian, Sniper)
• Lime
• 3 Orange (Paragon, Show-off)
• 3 Sb (Acrobat, Victor)
• 7 Tw (Goalkeeper, 2 Show-off)

X BOARDS BUNDLE-900 (50 each)

• 16 Uncert
• Guardian
• Sniper

DECALS

• 4 Breakout Type S Rlcs-50 each
• Froggy-50
• 9 Dom GT Rlcs-80 each
• Dom Eastern-200
• 4 Dom Rl Esports-250 each
• Goalkeeper Fennec Ombre-70
• Goop-30
• Grey Starlighter-10 (GG ‘21)
• 5 Mudcat Rl Esports-30 each
• Octane Sticker Bomb-20
• Scorer Black Vertebrate-150
• Scorer Fg Vertebrate-150
• Scorer Sb Vertebrate-200
• Scorer Tw Vertebrate-200
• Slipstream-200 (SF)
• Takumi Distortion-10 (CC3)

WHEELS

• Bs Apparatus-30 (GG ‘21)
• 2 Striker Emerald-60 for both
• Grey Emerald-250
• Scorer Gyre-40
• Orange Infinite IO-300
• Show-off Meridian-70
• Patriarch-70
• 3 Pyramidia-40 each
• 2 1 Razzle-70 each (Acrobat, Juggler)
• Striker Bs Roulette-800 (Turbo)
• Black Vortex-200 (Vr)

BOOSTS

• 4 Blast Ray-70 each
• 2 Fusion-80 each (Victor)
• Helios-30 (Aviator)
• 2 Bs Helios-100 each
• Virtual Wave-10 (Zephyr)

TOPPERS

• 11 Hustle Brows-80 each
• Tw Royal Crown-100

TRAILS

#Feel Free To Bundle Items For A Discount

UNCOMMON

• Tw Royal Crown

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RARE

• Clodhopper (GG ‘21)
• Grey Starlighter (GG ‘21)
• Octane Sticker Bomb
• 16 X Boards (Guardian, Sniper)

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VERY RARE

• Anodized Pearl
• 109 Knuckle Huck Banners
• Octane Dot Matrix
• Octane Kana (GG ‘21)

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IMPORT

• Bs Apparatus
• Orange Infinite IO
• Sweeper Sentinel (GG ‘21)
• Takumi Distortion (CC3)

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#PAINTED RLCS ITEMS (Can Sell For Bulk Discount)

BALLISTIC

• Tactician Tw

**STRATUM BADGE

• Cobalt

EMERALD

• Saff

YOREBANDS

• Sniper Grey

HELIOS

• 2 Bs

OCTANE RLCS 2021-22

• Acrobat Tw
• Tactician Bs
• 5 Tw

OCTANE RLCS X

• Aviator Saff
• Bs
• Fg
• Grey
• Orange
• 2 Purp
• 2 Sb

PETACIO

• Acrobat Grey
• Paragon Fg
• Show-off Saff
• Sniper Pink
• Sniper Purp
• Turtle Tw
• Bs
• 2 Cobalt
• 3 Fg
• 2 Grey
• 4 Lime
• 5 Orange
• Pink
• 2 Saff

RIVAL

• Black
• Bs
• Grey

WRATHOGEN

• Acrobat Sb
• Aviator Grey
• Goalkeeper Tw
• Guardian Grey
• Juggler Black
• Paragon Orange
• Playmaker Fg
• Show-off Orange
• 2 Show-off Tw
• Sniper Cobalt
• Sniper Grey
• Victor Fg
• Victor Sb
• 9 Black
• 4 Bs
• 3 Fg
• Grey
• Lime
• Orange
• Sb
• 4 Tw

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UNPAINTED RLCS

• 15 Ballistic (Acrobat, Goalkeeper, Paragon, Playmaker, Scorer, Sweeper, 2 Tactician, 2 Turtle)
• 4 Blast Ray
• 4 Breakout Type S Rlcs
• Copper Crisis
• Damaged
• 7 Dom GT Rlcs
• 4 Dom Rl Esports
• 23 Dom Rlcs (Acrobat, Aviator, Goalkeeper, Playmaker, Show-off, Turtle)
• 11 Dom Rlcs x (Goalkeeper, 2 Juggler, Tactician)
• Emerald
• 3 Eq (Sniper)
• 2 Fusion (Victor)
• Gyre (Scorer)
• Helios (Aviator)
• 11 Hustle Brows
• Meridian (Show-off)
• 5 Mudcat Rl Esports (Show-off)
• Octane Rlcs 2021-22 (Sweeper)
• Patriarch
• Rival (Scorer)
• 5 Stoic Muffin

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SPECIAL EDITION RP WHEELS

• 2 Black, Lime, Saff Automation
• 7 Lime, 4 Orange, Pink, 5 Saff Dimonix
• Bs, Crim, Lime, Sb Drn
• Cobalt, 2 Grey, Orange, 2 Saff Galvan
• 2 Bs, Grey, 2 Lime, Orange, Pink, Purp, Saff Jandertek
• 5 Black, 2 Bs, Crim, Orange, Pink, Purp Metalwork
• Black

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BUNDLES

BALLISTIC BUNDLE-2500

• 5 Bs (Victor)
• 4 Cobalt
• 3 Crim
• 3 Fg (Paragon)
• 3 Lime
• 6 Orange
• 4 Pink
• 4 Purp
• 3 Saff

BREAKOUT RL ESPORTS BUNDLE-1500

• 30 Uncert
• Victor

CAPCITOR BUNDLE-1200 (80 Per. All Cert)

• Black (Sniper)
• Cobalt (Juggler)
• 3 Crim (Aviator, Guardian, Playmaker)
• Fg (Paragon)
• 2 Grey (Goalkeeper, Guardian)
• 3 Pink (Aviator, Goalkeeper, Show-off)
• 3 Saff (Guardian, Paragon, Victor)
• Sb (Playmaker)

CLOUDBURST BUNDLE-2000 (80 Each. All Cert)

• Cobalt (Victor)
• 2 Crim (Show-off, Victor)
• Fg (Acrobat)
• 6 Grey (Acrobat, Juggler, Paragon, 2 Playmaker, Turtle)
• Lime (Victor)
• 8 Orange (2 Avaitor, 2 Show-off, 2 Sniper, Tactician, Victor)
• 2 Pink (2 Turtle)
• 4 Saff (Juggler, Playmaker, Show-off, Turtle)

KNUCKLE HUCKS BUNDLE-5450 (50 Each)

• 109 Banners

OCTANE RLCS X BUNDLE-2800

• Black
• Bs
• Cobalt
• Fg
• 2 Grey
• Lime (Victor)
• Orange
• 3 Purp
• Saff (Aviator)
• 2 Sb

PETACIO BUNDLE-800 (31ish Creds per)

• Bs
• 2 Cobalt
• 4 Fg (Paragon)
• 3 Grey (Acrobat)
• 4 Lime
• 5 Orange
• 2 Pink(Sniper)
• Purp (Sniper)
• 3 Saff (Show-off)
• Tw (Turtle)

RIVAL BUNDLE-250

• Striker Unpainted
• Black
• Bs
• Grey

STOIC MUFFIN BUNDLE-1500

• 15 Uncert

WRATHOGEN BUNDLE-2000

• 10 Black (Juggler)
• 4 Bs
• Cobalt (Sniper)
• 5 Fg (Playmaker, Victor)
• 4 Grey (Aviator, Guardian, Sniper)
• Lime
• 3 Orange (Paragon, Show-off)
• 3 Sb (Acrobat, Victor)
• 7 Tw (Goalkeeper, 2 Show-off)

X BOARDS BUNDLE-900 (50 each)

• 16 Uncert
• Guardian
• Sniper

DECALS

• 4 Breakout Type S Rlcs-50 each
• Froggy-50
• 9 Dom GT Rlcs-80 each
• Dom Eastern-200
• 4 Dom Rl Esports-250 each
• Goalkeeper Fennec Ombre-70
• Goop-30
• Grey Starlighter-10 (GG ‘21)
• 5 Mudcat Rl Esports-30 each
• Octane Sticker Bomb-20
• Scorer Black Vertebrate-150
• Scorer Fg Vertebrate-150
• Scorer Sb Vertebrate-200
• Scorer Tw Vertebrate-200
• Slipstream-200 (SF)
• Takumi Distortion-10 (CC3)

WHEELS

• Bs Apparatus-30 (GG ‘21)
• 2 Striker Emerald-60 for both
• Grey Emerald-250
• Scorer Gyre-40
• Orange Infinite IO-300
• Show-off Meridian-70
• Patriarch-70
• 3 Pyramidia-40 each
• 2 Razzle-70 each (Acrobat, Juggler)
• Striker Bs Roulette-800 (Turbo)
• Black Vortex-200 (Vr)

BOOSTS

• 4 Blast Ray-70 each
• 2 Fusion-80 each (Victor)
• Helios-30 (Aviator)
• 2 Bs Helios-100 each
• Virtual Wave-10 (Zephyr)

TOPPERS

• 11 Hustle Brows-80 each
• Tw Royal Crown-100

TRAILS

• 3 Eq-50

Don’t ask how much I want, what I want is offers

Inventory:

BluePrints:

Black Market:

20XX

Paragon Air Strike

Juggler Atomizer

Sky Blue Turtle Atomizer

Fireworks

Hex Tide

Mainframe

2 Shattered

Singularity

Turtle Storm Watch

2 Tidal Stream

4 Toon, 1 Paragon

3 Trigon, 1 Playmaker

Exotic: Almagest

Bravado: Infinite

Bravado: Infinite, Orange Juggler

Dire Wolf

Cobalt Illuminata

Jak’d: Observe

Saffron Voltaic

Import: Burnt Sienna Flamethrower

Black HNY

Pink Aviator IO

Smokescreen

Turtle W.I.P

Grey Werewolf

X-Tempo: Radiant

Very Rare: Anthesis

Bravado

CNTCT-1

TW Cutter

Dingo Huntress

Dominus Huntress

Fennec Bodacious

2 Grappler

Lime Paragon Orbit

Spammer

X-Tempo

Xenosplash

2 Yamane

Rare: Juggler Grey Dingo

Crimson Dingo Silencer

Fennec Hardline

Octane Dragon Lord

Peregrine TT Crisis

2 Pixel Fire

Sweet Dreams

Toon Sketch

TW Twinzer Good Shape

Black Twinzer Muddy

Tygris Platformer

Bodies:

Animus GP - Black

Artemis GXT - SB, TW, Orange, Lime, BS, Pink, Purple, Cobalt, Saffron, Acrobat Saffron, Juggler Grey, Aviator Grey, Victor BS, Victor FG and Tactician Crimson

Breakout - Crimson

Breakout Type S

Centio V17 - Black

Chikara GXT - Grey, Lime, Orange, Pink and Juggler Saffron

Cyclone

Diestro

Dominus GT - Victor

Endo - BS, SB, Grey, Pink and Black

Fennec - Saffron, Lime, TW and Scorer Reg

Guardian GXT - Lime, Grey, Cobalt, Black, TW, BS, Purple, 2x Pink, 2x Crimson, SB, Orange, GoalKeeper FG and Guardian Saffron

Jäger 619 RS

Mantis - Acrobat Saffron and Black

Maverick GXT - Cobalt, Orange, Crimson, TW, Saffron, Paragon Saffron, Turtle Pink, Acrobat Lime and Aviator Reg

Merc - Pink, Crimson, Paragon Crimson, Striker Lime, Striker Grey and Striker TW

Nimbus - Pink

Octane ZSR - Acrobat and Striker

Road Hog - Striker TW

Samurai - PlayMaker And Sniper

Takumi RX-T - Tactician

Twinzer - Reg, Purple, Saffron and Black

Venom - Sweeper Lime and Striker FG

X-Devil - Scorer Cobalt and Striker Pink

X-Devil Mk2

Decals:

BMD’s - Tora, GoalKeeper Bubbly, and Aviator Hex Tide

Marauder: Alley Cat

Takumi: Anubis - Juggler

Takumi: Aqueous - SB, BS, Pink, Saffron, TW, FG, Lime, Cobalt, Crimson, Paragon Grey, Striker TW, PlayMaker Purple, Aviator Grey, Acrobat Orange and Striker Reg Arachnophobia

Merc: Athena - BS and Grey

Merc: B.B. Wolf

Breakout: Bobcat

Breakout: BOO!

Octane: Buzz Kill - Crimson and Reg

Maverick: Circuit Pro

Mantis: Cold Front - Black Cold Sweater

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