my comedic tie, Ming."
It's something i face everyday.
My wife and I were visiting Bass Pro Shop today and I noticed there were some ducks in the pond outside of the building. I pointed them out to my wife who, upon noticing them bobbing up and down in the water, asked me what they were doing. Without missing a beat I replied "They're Ducking."
She says she'll keep me posted
The thing is she didn’t just make up this joke, but this is the first time I’ve heard it. We’ve been married for 18 years. That means that she’s been waiting for 18 years until we were near the ocean, at a bay, waiting for a seagull to fly over. The dad joke is above average, but statistically speaking, she has my respect 100%.
Do you think it was the lack of delivery?
Her: "No, what kind?"
Me: "I drove a Toyota, Pre-us."
Me under my breath: probably a clown.
Wife: what?
Me:... :)
My wife was texting her inviting them over and said, "We will be grilling brats if you guys want some!"
She responded with, "No thanks, we generally try not to eat kids, regardless of their attitude."
You know... a sweet little boo-tea
I replied, "Your gas is as good as mine!"
Me: well, there are three of them in the yard.
I guess when I'm using a mouse something just clicks.
