I asked my daughter what is a good college?

She said β€œYale”

Me: WHAT IS A GOOD COLLEGE?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jcmatthews66
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2022
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My friend says his wife is an angel.

He's a very lucky man. My wife is still alive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2022
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The electric company I work for has a talent show at the annual company party.

One of the techs did a stand up comedy routine. The humor wasn’t very funny, it mostly went for shock value.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikkl_rikk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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This is our lucky day!

Today my dad and I went to a tech store, where we bought a TV. The checkout assistant gave us a receipt we had to deliver to the tech store's warehouse on the other side of the road. My dad and I walked into the warehouse and went to stand in the line. A couple of minutes later, it was our turn to get service. We gave them the receipt, and then they came out with the TV. My dad then started saying: "This is our lucky day. I can't believe how clumsy people can be. Dropping a receipt to such an expensive TV to the floor." The people in the queue gave us some weird looks. When we came out of the store my dad started laughing. I got to admit, though. I thought it was pretty funny as well.

Some times dadjokes can be funny...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/korzika
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2013
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