Personally, I think it would be kind of hilarious to put "no body, no crime...but there was a body" or "honey I rose up from the dead I do it all the time."
What do you guys think?
If we go by what the vast majority of the general public believes about her relationships she dated Calvin for a year and despite that presumably being an important relationships to her he only got a song. Publically I guess we're supposed to assume that I Forgot That You Existed is about him and "'Cause all the boys and their expensive cars with their Range Rovers and their Jaguars" from Kinf Of My Heart is about him. Then she started dating Joe and suddenly they spend their time writing cosplay break up songs
So....I was listening to Begin Again today. And for some reason when Taylor sang "You pull my chair out and help me in / And you don't know how nice that is / But I do"... my mind pictured Taylor being helped into a highchair?? I don't know why. I kinda burst out laughing and it almost ruined the whole song for me (even though I've listened to it a million times before).
I was wondering if there's ever been an awkward or funny image/meme/etc. that's popped into your head at the wrong time when listening to Taylor? anything like the goat meme for I Knew You Were Trouble or something else?
What Taylor Swift song (rep era onward) would be funny or awesome with her earlier voices? We keep hearing about how many older Taylor Swift songs would be even more amazing with her current voice, so I'll go flip this. Any reputation era or later Taylor Swift songs that would be funny or awesome with her earlier voices? Like hearing debut or fearless Taylor Swift sing "False God" or "Afterglow", or Betty trilogy due to teenage romance triangle...
Your thoughts? I think this is a fun thought experiment.
You can not like Taylor but i seen multiple posts of people saying she’s pregnant or people commenting that she’s fat and they usually get downvoted but this is just for those that think its ok. Ive had critcisn for taylor multiple times but it was always for her work. You lose all credibility to critique when you go from criticizing someones talent to their looks, you may not like her on the mic but Taylors still a human being and a women with emotions who obviously peeps the shit posted and the way some people disrespect her is way to far. Imagine youre trying to do your job and youre reading shit off but you gotta pretend some comments aren’t there bc they’re literally just calling you fat, no question nothing insightful just calling you names its no wonder she doesnt like reading thr questions off reddit, and imagine if someone talked to your mom/Sisters/girls/ cousins/ or any girl you really fucked with like that you’d be mad asf so dont think its cool just bc you don’t personally know her and it’s anonymous online or because you think she’s annoying just keep it at that.
The Lined shop shirt is YET ANOTHER thing of beauty. This has got to stop!! I swear the fabric voting didn't prepare me for all this autumn loveliness. My wallet canae take it, cap'n. (Although I'm still waiting for the robe...)
So it’s talked about a lot how weird it is that on Lover, it goes London Boy -> Soon You’ll Get Better -> False God, but does anyone else have any that stand out from other albums that are just pure emotional whiplash?
Personally on Evermore, having No Body, No Crime right between Tolerate It and Happiness is the most ‘crying in the club’ moment I’ve ever had on first listen. Like ok emotionally wreck me with a murder ballad in the middle of it.
Also IKYWT to All Too Well, and then right into 22 is a bit of a rollercoaster.
Does anybody have any other good examples of this that stick out?
So, this post came to me when I was rewatching Avengers Endgame. If you are a Marvel fan, you know that Endgame came out April 26, 2019, the same day as a new Taylor single.
I was a casual fan at the time, I knew her albums and would always listen around when they were dropped. that's why I didn't immediately play the song when it came out.
Anyways, I went to see Endgame in theaters with a friend who happened to be more of a swiftie than me. After the movie, both of us just sat in her car, extremely traumatized from watching the death of our favorite superheros for a half hour until around midnight. In which after my friend, trying to make me feel better remembered that TS had a song drop today. I was intrigued, I needed something to get my mind off of whatever I had watched, so I agreed.
And that's the story of how I was sitting it my friends car with wet checks listening to lyrics like ME HEEE HEEE WHOOO WHOOOOOO. I made it to the HEY KIDS SPELLING IS FUN!. It actually worked in pulling us out of the onset of depression because we just died at the absurdity of our situation and started laughing crying.
Whats your favorite funny memory TS related?
Note: memes are still cool, yall can get creative meme content off, just talking about the generic ass “Taylor smell like used napkins” text post lol
I focused on the camera, and noticed something. It was interesting, something to distract myself and the team. I spoke up.
"You know..." my voice trailed off, I was unsure.
"Yes?" asked Cuff. She was trying to stop sobbing and concentrate on me. That gave me the willpower to push through. I looked around and realized everyone was listening. I took a deep breath, and continued.
"You know, the skeletons of the people who got caught in those time fields look eerily clean," I said, glancing around.
Half of the team responded with alarmed gasps, which suprised me, but the silent staring was worse. But Tecton, he just smiled.
"Yeah," he said. The others turned to him slowly.
"They almost look like a cat licked them clean," I continued.
Grace opened her mouth, but I just couldn't stop myself any more.
"They look like they have been Khonsu'med!" I screamed.
I quickly turned my head around to see the team smile, but Grace's punch knocked me out cold before I could look.
Just letting y’all know in advance. I’m not removing anything because then 100 ppl will be cursing me out saying I got paid by Charla to remove the Taylor post, but if ONE of these post gets flagged and they pick up on the other ones, it’ll get flagged as a bullying and hate speech subreddit, and the whole sub Will be pulled down. So y’all do y’all thing but be aware of the consequences.
Edit: removing low effort, low quality post. Go find the Taylor roast thread if you wanna do that, and quit clogging up the sub with elementary jokes.
I don't know why, but I need it. 😅
So I grew up about an hour from Hendersonville. I worked at a restaurant in my hometown that also has a location in Hendy (for his privacy, I won't say where). Well, many of the workers would switch between the two stores. One girl said he frequents the restaurant and often leaves his belongings behind on accident, and they make jokes about it with him all the time. Silly forgetful Mr. Swift lol. Oh, and they've never met Taylor. I asked because duh.
“I am more ignorant about music than anyone you have ever spoken to in your life,” confessed Cleese. “I didn’t know her name. I heard she was from Nashville and was a country-western singer. I thought this could be hard work, and suddenly I found myself sitting next to this extraordinary, extremely smart and funny woman. I told her at the end, ‘You really ought to do comedy.’ la times interview
I know this interview is old (2014 ish). But after John and Taylor were on the Graham Norton show together, everyone said how much John cleese must hate Taylor etc etc. So I thought I'll post this interview of John saying something nice about her.
