A list of puns related to "Funny Swear"
A coworker of mine was commenting on how she'd always wanted to visit Hawaii.
I, seeing the first opportunity in hours to make a crappy joke, ask her "Well, Hawaii would you want to go there?"
^^Get ^^it ^^because ^^some ^^people ^^pronounce ^^things ^^like ^^what ^^and ^^why ^^like ^^hwhat ^^and ^^hwhy
^^^^I ^^^^swear ^^^^I'm ^^^^funny ^^^^sometimes.
My dad said: "I'm glad you're liking history, but don't go into it for a living. I hear the field has no future."
(It was funny, I swear. I'm just a bad storyteller.)
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