Funny Status Puns

A list of puns related to "Funny Status"

This guy made it to dad status before he was even a dad [x-post /r/funny]

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👤︎ u/sarcasticommando
📅︎ Mar 31 2015
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God's Sake Dad (x-post from /r/cringepics)
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👤︎ u/huckingfipster
📅︎ Sep 10 2013
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Dadjokes go under-appreciated on Facebook

A friend of mine is giving away two tickets to the Regions Tradition in Birmingham, and posted a status on Facebook seeing if there were any takers. His phrasing:

"Who do I know that is a big golf fan?"

Well, I couldn't let this one go.

"I don't like big golf, but I'm a huge fan of mini golf".

At least one person in the status thought I was funny.

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👤︎ u/studionashvegas
📅︎ May 16 2014
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I'm sure he's very happy with himself right now...

My dad decided to be funny on Facebook today:

My status post: "Exam tomorrow and I have no wine :("

Dad's response: "I dunno, you seem to be making your own right now!"

http://imgur.com/w0vzNUm

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👤︎ u/stdubz
📅︎ Dec 07 2013
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