A list of puns related to "Funny Sandra"
I remember a while ago, Sandra once mentioned that before going onto Heroes vs Villains, she studied every single winner, and incorporated a little piece of each one of their game-plans into her strategy. Well, she just took an unnecessary risk in giving an idol to a player from the other tribe, and that player used the idol in a two-idol play to eliminate her. So I guess we know which part of JT's strategy she adopted!
So I live in Cincinnati and last night at this charity event you could do a $30 thing where you get a little with the players or a $65 where you get a lot more. Naturally as a broke college student I couldn't afford the $65. My friends and i were waiting for the $65 one to end and Randy came out to get more beer and we stopped him and talked for a while. Then HE SPILLED HIS BEER ON MY 17 YEAR OLD FRIEND and she smelled like beer the rest of the night. He cleaned it up and stuff then went back into the event. Three minutes later he came out and was like "come with me I'm sneaking you guys in". So we snuck in because of Randy Bailey. Then today at the escape room I was with sandra. She flat out in the middle of it just said "hey I just found $20 in my bra" and it was hilarious. That must be what happens when you win survivor twice π
I love what I do and Iβm proud of what Iβve accomplished, even though Iβll never be rich or famous. Thatβs totally okay with me. These women are so crazy successful, and they work HARD to get where they are, and continue to progress. I also work hard and continue to progress, just under the radar. Even though my dreams are smaller, they are dreams nonetheless. (Iβd also make a horrible famous person: Iβm much too introverted. Iβd LOVE the designer clothes, hair, and makeup done for me, but the attention I couldnβt do. Ha.)
Work to live your dreams, big or small.
Sayid KILLS me and I think he was a great addition to the show even in his limited role.
Honestly there are a lot of good options tony and sandra have their moments, but so do many others
Like the ones that if you were in the same room you know you would be cracking up together. Also curious to hear about the castaways that were considered notably hilarious by their own cast (Tiffany from 41 is a great example of this IMO).
Two words:
Jonny Fairplay.
Whatβs your favourite main character in superstore? (Comment it if not shown here).
And your fav movie with them too, yeah
Iβve realized that Iβm not very good at making titles, so hereβs a better one: βsympatheticβ people piss me off.
This isnβt even a jab at people who are genuinely sympathetic, but people who seem (to me) fake or like itβs their duty to give at least five βlive laugh liveβ-ish comments before their eggs boil too long.
Like when I make a post here or another support group about sewer side or smth and all the comments are βyou are loved. Youβre here for a reason and weβre all here for youβ I can physically feel my asshole retract into my stomach. That honestly might make me go through with it more than if you called my mother a whore.
Especially when I make posts about stuff that has nothing to with anything like that, but Iβd rather just βI need adviceβ and then the comments are just about how strong I am. Fist of all, you donβt know me, so you donβt know that. Second of all, 90% of them donβt even respond back if you engage with them after they say theyβre there for you.
It makes me feel like Iβm a stray dog on the side walk that people just pity. It makes me feel pathetic and less than the people commenting.
I just genuinely canβt stand it and I donβt know why. Maybe itβs just not my βlove languageβ or whatever.
I prefer more empathetic responses like βIβm sorry you feel that wayβ or βIβm sorry that happened to you, thatβs horribleβ.
Like my psychologist is more like that. She is more like βIβm sorry that happenedβ or βthatβs horribleβ and all was good and we were chill, but THEN my psychiatrist comes in says shit like βIβm so proud of youβ and βyou impress meβ and I just wanna choke on a Barbie doll. Like what do I say to that? βThanksβ makes me feel so awkward, like I should say something more.
My entire post can just be βI donβt like sympathetic and compassionate responsesβ spammed for miles, and the comments would still be βweβre here for youπ₯Ίβ and thatβs what makes those comments seem very insincere. Like you really want me to believe you support me and are here for me, when you canβt even bother to read my post or respect my feelings? No way brother.
Anyways, sorry for the language. It is a vent, so Iβm just letting off steam. I just so happened to get really pissed off about comments like that today.
Side note: For the adults calling me names and being rude, Iβm 16 (and even if I was a fully grown mother of five, itβs still not okay) so maybe donβt call me βsnarky assholeβ when youβre a whole ass adult who owns a lawn and shit.
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In 2008, I was 38 years old and had heard of the term, "Hollywood fixers". That was the extent of it- heard of the term. If I had to think about it I guess I'd picture shady men in cheap suits, working for studios, making sure their investments weren't laid to waste by this or that famous person's bad behavior. My mind back then didn't need to conjure up much more. I wasn't a celebrity.Β I wasn't on the wrong side of any celebrity. Back then I watched TV, saw movies, read magazine articles with no thought to the subject of this post-- Hollywood fixers. Flash forward to May of 2008, and unbeknownst to me two of the most efficient fixers were doing everything in their power to protect a Tig Notaro's brand and assets. The two fixers that I know of are Marty Singer and Jules Kroll.
During my case, there was little about both men to be found on the internet. Now there is much more but too little for my tastes still. Though there is a few links and even two books that I know of, it doesn't feel as if it has reached critical mass. Most folks seem in the dark enough for these firms to operate freely.
But this isn't a board about my case but about Hilaria Baldwin and her HIGHLY UNPLEASANT husband, Alec Baldwin. A big question here, often posed in exasperation -- how does Hillary keep seeming semi uncanceled? How is it that her husband appears not canceled enough, in relation to his actions? Actions such as uh... calling someone a coon, a fag, a Ralston(!!) So much more cancel-worthy behavior, but no need to go over it here. Is he storing Teflon-coated kryptonite in those eye bags?.
Another frustrating mystery is why the MSM seems so loudly silent when it comes to this gruesome twosome. The Spanish grift got some play in the New York Post and then with Twitter and everything it went viral but that took ten friggin years. Then,pepinos found beyond compelling evidence that Hillary'heralded bounce back was just another con on the public. Pictures of her in a black dress and a belly the shape of a box. C'mon no way that's not a story. It's a great story that would attract many clicks and views. The way the Baldwins behaved after the shooting is also a big fat story. It was outrageous and it was fascinating. And, let us not forget the Sabourin case.
From my esoteric(cause the vast majority of people don't get so unlucky as to have fixers fixing their case, from start to finish) perspective, I see a strong possibility that
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