A list of puns related to "Funny Preacher"
I just wanted to share a series that has been ongoing where this brother gathers fun moments from reformed conferences, meetings, interviews, radio-shows, talk-shows, etc. There are currently 14 videos made, all sketch-like collections of good and non-profane humor. The sketches includes for example John MacArthur, Steve Lawson, RC Sproul, Albert Mohler, John Piper, and more.
I hope these videos can be as a good laugh to you as they were for me. God bless!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asW1aOyEqbU&list=PL2ZTp_rsofdi2n_F9fH1XnewkMCBWXmi9
Don't. You're feeding them. Nothing you say will change their minds. Keep walking.
I was just thinking about random things from my past life in the church and remembered about a pastor in my town who got fired for getting caught watching porn on VHS in his office one Sunday morning before he was supposed to give his sermon. They apparently found a stash he had hidden in there as well. Iβm just curious if other people have any storyβs about pastors getting caught doing βunholyβ things.
Alright so in this small rural town there lived two brothers. All of their lives they went around doing horrible things to people that ranged from Vandalism, Stealing, Battery, etc. One day one of the brothers dies and the other brother goes to the town preacher to arrange his funeral and asks him,
"For my brother's funeral can you do me one favor?"
"Sure, and what might that be?"
"I'll pay you $10,000 if you call my brother a saint."
The preacher agreed and word broke like wildfire in this small community that the preacher would be calling the worst person in the town's history a saint, so the day of the funeral came and people were lined out of the door to hear what the preacher was going to say. Once everyone had arrived the preacher started his speech
"Ladies and Gentlemen we are gathered here today to mourn upon the most wicked, the most hateful, and maybe the worst person i have ever met in my life, but compared to his brother that is sitting in front of me. He was a saint."
i mean season 13...
How did he manage to make it this far?!
A Drunk man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol whereupon he asks the drunk 'Are you ready to find Jesus?' The drunk shouts 'Yes I am!' So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk 'Brother have you found Jesus?' The drunk replies 'No I haven't found Jesus.' The preacher shocked at the answer dunks him into the water again for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again 'Have you found Jesus my brother?' The drunk again answers 'No I haven't found Jesus!' By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again -- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk 'For the love of God have you found Jesus?'
(Are you ready for this????)
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher 'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'
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