A list of puns related to "Funny Pee"
I pointed to the toilet.
The dad splits up from the boys in the morning, leaving them the task of getting food for the day.
The boys chance upon a patch full of peas - they have enough for all three meals and to pelt each other with.
Reuniting at the end of the day, the dad asks how it went.
“We played with each other’s peas!” The little one chimes in.
Just a little displeased, dad asks him sternly to clarify.
“We gathered peas, he meant.” Added the middle boy.
“Okay, and what did you have for breakfast?”
“Pea soup.”
“Lunch?”
“Pea soup.”
The boys started sniggering.
“What’s so funny? And what about dinner?”
“Nothing dad. We had pea soup too.”
“Well, that doesn’t seem like much. What did you do all evening?”
Bursting out laughing, they all said:
“Pee soup.”
Mancub comes back downstairs from doing a pee.
Me: "Did you pee?"
MC: "Yes did! Look like pea soup."
Me: "Are you serious?"
MC: "That was funny joke!"
On my way to the bathroom I ask my girlfriend if she needs to go before I destroy it with poop.
Girlfriend: "No, I'll be fine"
Me: "You sure?... Speak now or forever hold your pee."
She didn't find it funny.
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