A list of puns related to "Funny New York City"
Short of pinching off a turd in Ronald Reagan's punch bowl, Donald Trump should be everything Republicans hate about America.
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I'd like to preface this by stating that remote learning was absolutely detrimental to the mental health of myself, my friends, and my peers at school. Despite this, the present conditions within schools necessitates a temporary return to remote learning; if not because of public health, then because of learning loss.
A story of my day:
- I arrived at school and promptly went to Study Hall. I knew that some of my teachers would be absent because they had announced it on Google Classroom earlier in the day. At our school there is a board in front of the auditorium with the list of teachers and seating sections for students within study hall: today there were 14 absent teachers 1st period. There are 11 seatable sections within the auditorium ... THREE CLASSES sat on the stage. Study hall has become a super spreader event -- I'll get to this in a moment.
- Second period I had another absent teacher. More of the same from 1st period. It was around this time that 25% of kids I know, including myself, realized that there were no rules being enforced outside of attendance at the start of the period, and that cutting lass was ridiculously easy. We left -- there was functionally no learning occurring within study hall, and health conditions were safer outside of the auditorium. It was well beyond max capacity.
- Third period I had a normal class period. Hooray! First thing the teacher did was pass out COVID tests because we had all been close contacts to a COVID-positive student in our class. 4 more teachers would pass out COVID tests throughout the day, which were to be taken at home. The school started running low on tests, and rules had to be refined to ration.
- "To be taken at home." Ya ... students don't listen. 90% of the bathrooms were full of students swabbing their noses and taking their tests. I had one kid ask me -- with his mask down, by the way -- whether a "faint line was positive," proceeding to show me his positive COVID test. I told him to go the nurse. One student tested positive IN THE AUDITORIUM, and a few students started screaming and ran away from him. There was now a lack of available seats given there was a COVID-positive student within the middle of the auditorium. They're now planning on having teachers give up their free periods to act as substitute teachers because the auditorium is simply not safe enough.
- Classes that I did attend were quiet and empty. Students are staying home because of risk of COVID without testing pos
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Portland Timbers scorers: Felipe Mora (90+4')
New York City FC scorers: Valentin Castellanos (41')
Venue: Providence Park - Portland Oregon, USA
Kickoff: 12:00 PST / 15:00 EST / 14:00 CST / 20:00 UTC / Find your timezone
Weather: Rainy, with a temperature at 47Β°F. Wind blowing north at 20 mph, and a >70% chance of rain for the entirety of the match.
Referees: Armando Villarreal - Frank Anderson - Oscar Mitchell Carvalho - Fotis Bazakos
#LINEUPS
#MATCH EVENTS
1' - We're (finally) off in Portland!
6' - My ESPN stream is finally up, which is convenient. Portland win a free kick outside
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08:00 PM Eastern | National Broadcast: N/A | Game Preview | Oklahoma City, OK |
07:00 PM Central | Knicks Broadcast: MSG | Play By Play | Paycom Center |
06:00 PM Mountain | Thunder Broadcast: Bally Sports Oklahoma | Box Score | r/NYKnicks |
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RJ Barrett (SF) | Luguentz Dort (SF) |
Obi Toppin (PF) | Paul Watson (PF) |
Mitchell Robinson (C) | Isaiah Roby (C) |
Miles McBride (SG) | Aaron Wiggins (SG) |
Evan Fournier (PG) | Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (PG) |
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Danuel House Jr. (F/G) | Darius Bazley (F) |
Nerlens Noel (C/F) | Josh Giddey (G) |
Julius Randle (F/C) | Jaylen Hoard (F) |
Derrick Rose (G) | Vit Krejci (G) |
Luka Samanic (F) | Tre Mann (G) |
Wayne Selden (G) | Jeremiah Robinson-Earl (F) |
Jericho Sims (C) |
Eric Lewis, Brett Nansel, Pat O'Connell |
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New York Knicks | 20 | 29 | 16 | 15 | 80 |
Oklahoma City Thunder | 23 | 28 | 23 | 21 | 95 |
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I live in a small town in Tennessee and I am insanely jealous of New Yorkers because they have 24/7 public transportation that doesn't require you to call three business days in advance to schedule and you also get free transfers. I'd love to live in a city where you don't need a car.
#FT-Pens: New England Revolution 2-2 New York City FC
New York City FC advance 5-3 on penalties
New England Revolution scorers: Adam Buksa (9'), Tajon Buchanan (118')
New York City FC scorers: Santiago RodrΓguez (3'), ValentΓn Castellanos (109')
Venue: Gillette Stadium
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LINE-UPS
New England Revolution
Matt Turner, Henry Kessler (Emmanuel Boateng), Andrew Farrell, DeJuan Jones, Brandon Bye, Adam Buksa, Matt Polster (Maciel), Carles Gil, Thomas McNamara (ArnΓ³r Traustason) (Teal Bunbury), Tajon Buchanan, Gustavo Bou.
Subs: Jonathan Bell, Justin Rennicks, Brad Knighton, A.J. DeLaGarza, Wilfrid Kaptoum.
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New York City FC
Sean Johnson, Alexander Callens, Maxime Chanot, Malte Amundsen (Gudmundur ThΓ³rarinsson), Tayvon Gray, Maxi MorΓ‘lez, James Sands (Tony Rocha), Alfredo Morales, ValentΓn Castellanos, Santiago RodrΓguez (Ismael Tajouri-Shradi), JesΓΊs Medina (Thiago).
Subs: Andres Jasson, Talles Magno, Luis Barraza, Gedion Zelalem, HΓ©ber.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
3' Goal! New England Revolution 0, New York City FC 1. Santiago RodrΓguez (New York City FC) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the top left corner. Assisted by Tayvon Gray with a cross.
9' Goal! New England Revolution 1, New York City FC 1. Adam Buksa (New England Revolution) header from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Carles Gil with a cross following a set piece situation.
18' ValentΓn Castellanos (New York City FC) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
27' Matt Polster (New England Revolution) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
54' Adam Buksa (New England Revolution) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
58' Santiago RodrΓguez (New York City FC) is shown the yellow card.
82' Substitution, New York City FC. Tony Rocha replaces James Sands because of an injury.
84' Alfredo Morales (New York City FC) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
90' Substitution, New England Revolution. ArnΓ³r Ingvi Traustason replaces Tommy McNamara.
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