My wife and I are planning a trip to San Francisco to finally fulfill my lifelong dream of seeing The Golden Gate in person.

She asked me, β€œWhat are you going to do when you see it?”

I said, β€œLet’s cross that bridge when we get there.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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Dad-Son joke combo

At dinner, my mom was telling us a story of one of her kids (she works as a teacher) and how she accidentally sewed some string into her pants. This followed:

Me: Wow, that's sew funny!

Dad: Needle-less to say, I hope she was alright

Me: You have a point there

I don't believe anything else was said after that

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