Funny Nail Puns

Picture myself and sister as young kids running around my grandparents house. My sister stubs her toe and begins to cry. My grandfather approaches and says “come here let me take a look at it” My sister crawls over, trying to calm down. “Oh man, you’ve really done it this time. Looks like we’re gonna have to call a … toe truck” Cue raging screams from my sister. Still makes me smile to this day

because they know what they saw

It was good when Toe-sted! (Toasted)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Lqp9tQ40bzA&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE

It’s hard to picket.

Have you heard about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
it is said that he won the no bell prize

It's something I can see myself doing.

You glue it back together

(From my 10 year old; proud dad moment!)

We all know the drill.

Dozen tit?

Dori-Toes

He would be a Carpenter ant.

I wrote a little skit for my grandkids let's see how much I remember. CHUM 8 news Ted Hammerhead reporting with sky Chompter traffic report. Top story, a lone shark, who is a loan shark is alone in the dark making loans to sharks! There is a new place to gamble, the place is full of sharks who turn out to be card sharks playing card games with sharks on the cards. Imagune the dogs playing poker for this story, but it's sharks. The other reporter asks Ted Hammerhead how he did on his recent drivers test, Ted responds "nailed it". Crime scene where a clown has been killed and the Detective states, " No way a shark did this as they taste funny". On a comment about the victim. I never did the weather or figured out names for the other reporters we used to laugh and laugh at my stupid puns.

Edit: I can't spell fixed typos