Turns out she was framed
I think he would have Louvred it
“I was framed!!!”
Cuz da Vinci had framed her
He is completely out of the picture.
Because they are hill areas
I would have a daughter
Laughing stock
“You wouldn’t get it, it’s Norse code”
Because Lisa Kudrow.
Unless they're properly executed, that it.
A sentence.
She said how do you know he was headed to work?
Made me smile
Wookie mistake.
Dopameme
But all I can think of are inn-jokes.
My how the stables have turned.
Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!
Malarious
It cracked up
My dad asked, "so you like both men and women?"
I responded with, "yeah, but I'm not seeing anyone right now"
He said, "so you must be on stand-bi"
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.”
“I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”
They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”
You just say to your family member - "Did you hear someone in the family is part owl?"
They'll reply with "who?" And you look at them with a raised eyebrow.
Tell this joke over dinner if youd like to be the life of the party. You're welcome.
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.
Catty Wup Ass
It became a laughing stock.
a low ha
Turns out, she was framed.
they're hill areas.
