"Oh no! I dropped my toothpaste," ...

he said, crestfallen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gitgudds3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2022
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I amputated a man’s toe and replaced it with a prosthetic made out of a breath mint.

I gave him a Tic Tac toe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EggosDad
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2022
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I asked a wise man for help with my herb garden

He gave me some sage advice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bathroom-Fickle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2022
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This is just a story of WHEN I told a dad joke

I’m not a very witty person, but a bartender was taking a cup to dish and she was like, β€œomg everybody look at this drink! Doesn’t it look so good?” (sarcastically) And it was whatever alcohol was in it and a juul pod package inside the cup

And I was like, β€œomg it’s a mint juulep” and everybody laughed even the owner of the company who was there. Felt very good.

I want it to be clear of how slow minded I am. It’s so bad that I will stop mid-sentence because I can’t come up with the right word. So for a joke to hit so well I just gotta thank you guys for encouraging me to make puns and be that funny guy at work❀️

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