A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see whoβs best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: βWhen I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.β
βI found a bear by the stream,β says the minister, βand preached Godβs holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.β
They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. βLooking back,β he says, βmaybe I shouldnβt have started with the circumcision.β
I guess they're inside jokes.
Me: I'm going to take a hot tub
Him: Well, where are you going to put it?
Then he chuckles his way to the bathroom
Itβs called fast 10: your seat belts.
My friend is having a rough time in barber school so i've been sending funny hairdressing jokes and memes in an attemot to keep his spirits up but i've run out. Please send more to help make a stressed student happy
Itβs for Hispanic attacks.
Unfortunately it was a Type-O.
But her aim is getting better.
