Saw a guy walking around the Olympic village holding a nine foot stick. I asked, "Are you a pole vaulter?"

He responded, "No, I'm German. And how did you know my name was Walter?"

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My son asked if I could tell him what a solar eclipse is

I said “No sun”

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World map

My parents have been traveling the world and my Mom bought my Dad a big world map (in a frame) for his birthday. It comes with tacks that you stick into the countries you have visited. Once they put the tacks in I dropped this.

Me: Isn't it funny how every country you have visited is now "under attack"?

My Mom glared at me and it took my Dad a couple seconds. He giggled and gave me that "I'm laughing but you know that was terrible" look.

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