30 Hilarious Funny M&m Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Feel blessed to live in Hawai'i but apparently, I'm just not a funny guy. Every time I tell a joke, all I get is...

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod

📅︎ Apr 15 2021

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I'm sorry, but I'm extremely proud of this one, and nobody in the chat found it funny =(

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👤︎ u/ennis88

📅︎ Jan 14 2020

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I'm really sick of all the jokes about socialism. It's just not funny.

Unless everyone gets them.

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👤︎ u/enganere

📅︎ Jun 26 2020

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I told my fiancé I was trying to think of some jokes and that I wrote down some material... I think I'm funny

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👤︎ u/camcatsandart

📅︎ Apr 23 2020

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My son said I'm not funny

"That's right," I answered. "I'm Dad."

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👤︎ u/JaccarTheProgrammer

📅︎ Mar 05 2020

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Am I funny? Please tell me that I'm funny

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👤︎ u/sphynx724

📅︎ Apr 27 2020

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Someone thinks I'm funny...

My boss just texted me: “Send me one of your funny jokes!” I texted him back: “I’m busy working. I’ll send one later.” “That’s hilarious,” he said. “Send another one!”

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👤︎ u/Dane-Direct

📅︎ Jul 27 2020

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I’m sure this isn’t original but I thought it wasn’t funny when I made it

https://imgur.com/gallery/6xrn4EV

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👤︎ u/69gay_satan69

📅︎ Apr 05 2020

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I'm no artist but i sure am funny

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👤︎ u/peenoo

📅︎ Feb 28 2020

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This is soda-m funny

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👤︎ u/AMswag123

📅︎ Jul 21 2019

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People say I'm funny without even trying.

No joke

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👤︎ u/Uzamakii

📅︎ Mar 30 2020

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I’m only funny on accident

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👤︎ u/BMSAwesomeness

📅︎ Apr 27 2019

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Scheduled my vasectomy today, and my wife will be recovering from our last baby. I’m sure no one will find this as funny as I did.

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👤︎ u/Jbrogart17

📅︎ Aug 15 2019

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This is *soda*m funny

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👤︎ u/AMswag123

📅︎ May 26 2019

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People tell me I'm funny. I think I am?

Funny-looking, that is.

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👤︎ u/abs0ulut10n

📅︎ Nov 24 2019

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I'm a pretty funny guy, everytime I make a joke atleast 1 person laughs

Unfortunately I'm usually the only one!

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👤︎ u/brimroth

📅︎ Nov 20 2019

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A bounce house joke from r/funny. I’m pumped up for it.

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👤︎ u/Gehhhh

📅︎ Aug 13 2018

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My husband doesn't think I'm very funny... imgur.com/WZ6ucPq

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👤︎ u/rwatkinsGA

📅︎ Sep 10 2018

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tbh i'm a bit scared, but this is still funny imgur.com/gallery/Vhgb4ay

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👤︎ u/raijouh

📅︎ Mar 04 2014

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My daughter asked that I not be funny when her friend came over because she said, I’m unorthodox. I offered to grow my sideburns out and wear a hat so then I would look fully orthodox.

‘That’s exactly what I mean’ she said

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👤︎ u/Irv-Elephant

📅︎ Jan 10 2019

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I'm funny, right?

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👤︎ u/reddit_scaresme

📅︎ Nov 19 2013

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I'm all for spooning... (no love on /r/funny) imgur.com/ImFWc

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👤︎ u/canadasecond

📅︎ Sep 28 2012

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Guys I have this really funny joke about construction but I’m still working on it.

Hahahahahdshshdishsdhh

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👤︎ u/brxven

📅︎ Jun 05 2018

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That's it, I'm done, this is the last straw. (x-post from r/funny)

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👤︎ u/Magazine_Ball_Phone

📅︎ Nov 30 2013

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I'm new to this subreddit but I'm almost positive this fits here (x-post/r/funny)

http://m.imgur.com/YgKqDX6

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👤︎ u/PineappleTrees21

📅︎ Jan 15 2015

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I could hear his "I'm funny" laugh while reading his comment... imgur.com/g93V513

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👤︎ u/ShakesOfMilk

📅︎ Oct 13 2013

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Always followed by "heh. I'm so funny"

Anyone ever: I'm going to the bathroom. Dad: Mention my name and you'll get a good seat!

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👤︎ u/meerkatwithavoice

📅︎ Feb 05 2015

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"I'm not afraid" [xpost from /r/funny]

http://i.imgur.com/AlMwGHq.jpg

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👤︎ u/KhabaLox

📅︎ Dec 03 2014

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Ohh dad. The funny part is I'm only 26 and I'm starting to show his humor.

"Hey Robosho, did you know that there was a major crime today in the Central Valley (California, all this part is true). The thieves got away with stealing over 400,000 dollars worth of walnuts"

Then he added, "yea, the cops called it a real nutcase"

And with a huge grin on his face, he ended , "I made that last part up"

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👤︎ u/Robosho

📅︎ Jan 08 2014

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Boss texts me: “Send me one of your funny jokes!” I reply: “I’m busy working. I’ll send one later.”

Boss texts me: “That’s hilarious, send me another one!”

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👤︎ u/pgtart

📅︎ Mar 14 2019

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