Today at the zoo my 2 year old called a lizard a β€˜hand snake’ what are your kids funny animal names!?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kitchendisco
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2021
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Haha, what a funny looking lizard I wonder what loot will it drop, maybe I will get some op items on my lvl 15 knight- wait oh no why is it's name dragon, oh no my hp, oh god
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They really just were like "Give a compelling character arc about redemption, falling from grace and salvation to the lizard man with the funny name"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kentrix11
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I am making an addon that includes mob vote losers and since Mob C doesn't have an official name I am looking for good names. I've been considering having it named after its never ending appetite or the fact that it's a lizard thing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGBZard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2022
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Funny lizard man
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justChris100
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2021
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Didn't know what to post so here's my lizard (his name is gustav)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maroi_and_lugi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2021
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5 months difference. Does he look ok? First time owning a lizard, only had ball pythons before him. His name is Toothless ! reddit.com/gallery/rz99ni
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ibreedevilspawn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2022
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Here's a picture of my lizard. You can't see him though because he burried himself in the bedding to sleep. He likes to sleep a lot and his name is Crazy Bus
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shslsquirrel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2022
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I found the lizard so unintentionly funny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OmegaRevenge42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2021
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hello, my name is mister citizen, this is my new track β€œa few more miles to paradise” from my upcoming album Hail The Lizard King! youtu.be/bljmHZCurRc
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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsmistercitizen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2022
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Funny purple lizard lady make gay brain go awooga (OC)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tallia__Tal_Tail
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2021
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Funny lizard scurries about in the back yard v.redd.it/2z8odxo1h1481
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pimpjongtrumpet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2021
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His name is Robert California or bob kazamakis or the f***ing lizard king!?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StolayTheHatMan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2021
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name one downside to being a lizard

you can’t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tylrrboi69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2022
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What are some names that make it seem like you're definitaly not a lizard person pretending to be human?
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Hay look at this funny lizard I drew
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[TOMT][CARTOON] im looking for the name of the cartoon that an army of lizards were fighting

Hello guys when i was kid around 6 or 7 years old (around 2008-2009) i was watching a cartoon in greek channel vergina TV if that helps, that had an army of reptiles lead by a blonde human kinda young around 25years old and they were fighting i dont remember who or what but they were fighting battles they did campaigns and stuff like that, they dint had modern guns, they were using spears and swords and they also had some armor but not a heavy one, some things i remember is that they had some houses in trees and in one scene the human got injured and he was really sick and they had him in that houses in a bed, and i also remember a scene of a huge battle that the army got caught in a swamp and they were fighting huge plants with teeth that were eating them. The graphics were the same as cartoons from 80s if that's helps. I know i don't have much information but this is all i remember i searched everywhere in the internet and i can't find any cartoon like that but im not crazy i know its exists and i would be greatfull if someone here can help me find it.

Thanks in advance!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geomine
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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Funny lizard
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2022
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hAhA fUnNy LiZaRd JoKe
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2021
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A name for my adorable dog-lizard? Cute, sophisticated, random, classic, funny suggestions are all welcome!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/187thamendment
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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Lizard name: Heat Absorber 9000. Occupation: Absorbs heat. Relationship status: Married to heat. Gender: Heat. Sexuality: H e a t.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mothwrap
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2021
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Got my first lizard for Christmas! Her name is Swiss and I love her.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eggsand_cheese
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2021
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Funny lizard make lady go ahhhh! v.redd.it/1et02g5im5381
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Muffin_Man01
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2021
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Only Lizards will get it. This is only funny if you are a Lizard
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatsMyCow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2021
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I am making an addon that includes mob vote losers and since Mob C doesn't have an official name I am looking for good names. I've been considering having it named after its never ending appetite or the fact that it's a lizard thing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGBZard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2022
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Big Mouth Tournament Round 6! They are gross, funny and Shane Lizard's best friends! Vote for Andrew or Coach Steve, whoever gets the most vote in 24 hours wins! reddit.com/gallery/p9vkif
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There’s no rule saying I have to be funny, so here’s a picture I drew of a magic lizard instead
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chimney-head
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2021
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This is an Armadillo Girdled Lizard. They originate in Northern and Western Cape provinces of South Africa. They are able roll themselves up to protect themselves from dangerβ€”the behaviour that earned them their name!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hpesoj_4109
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2021
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Part 2 of "I started this hobby back in June 2021". Am I living up to my name? Also no lizard, she was grumpy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moneyvortex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2021
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β€Žpic of a oriental garden lizard (scientific name Calotes versicolor)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/birb_want_seeds
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2021
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[8] My newest self-imposed challenge/egg hatching torture (featuring a 2000 egg hunt for a certain stubborn lizard) is complete! Team name: All that Glitters is Gold
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crackabud
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2021
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Help me name our new rescue! He’s really mischievous and playful. Food/funny names encouraged!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/srose89
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2022
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haHa FuNnY lIzArD jOkE
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AHAHAHA FUNNY LIZARD MAN
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Can someone please help me identify this lizard? I handled him briefly at a reptile zoo and he was so sweet. The name is on the tip of my tongue and I can’t, for the life of me, remember what he was.
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Would You Rather Be a Sexy Lady or Be a Funny Lizard
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Apexhunter20
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2021
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Funny lizard man
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sub2walf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2021
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STOP using shorthand or funny names of people and organizations.

Citadel AKA Shitadel, etc.

Ken Griffin AKA Kenny, KG, Mayo Boy, etc.

Fidelity AKA FUDelity, etc.

If apes do not use the correct spelling this will only muddy the water or diminish the spotlight on these people of groups. This is due to SEO(search engine optimization).

You better believe Ken Griffin the illegal short seller of Citadel Securities doesn’t want the spotlight on him or his organization. When apes post, they must remain focused on utilizing correct spelling in order to keep the spotlight and search trends full throttle on Ken Griffin the illegal short seller of Citadel and his illegal trading practices on GameStop and GME.

Not naming them only helps shills hide what apes have discovered in their DD. Let’s help r/superstonk get the attention it deserves by being clear and concise in naming market makers and their illegal practices.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tooobin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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Combinations of random words can make funny images. Here are 2 images for "chimney lizard santa sweep blue cosmos". reddit.com/gallery/qy1o9v
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wiskkey
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2021
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I asked an ai to draw an exinct lizard from the jurrasic , what would its name be?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/whatdoeslolmean_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2021
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Found a beast breathing under the snow. Is it the large lizard/dino everyone's trying to name?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HardHandle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2021
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Can anyone tell me the name of this red Marvel/Toy Wiz 4-armed lizard-like action figure?
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LPT: If someone introduces themselves to you, and their name makes you think of a funny joke, they've already heard it. A thousand times.

No, your joke isn't creative. Yes, they know the reference. They've heard it many times before. And a good chance that even if they say "haha, that's a new one" it probably isn't and they just want to spare your feelings. In fact, not acknowledging the low hanging fruit and simply responding with your own name will probably be more appreciated by them and they will think of you as more mature and likable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwutididthar
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