You’ve heard of Thomas the Tank Engine, now get ready for Jet-Ski Gretzky!
What do you call funny mayonnaise?
LMAO
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Courtesy of my 12 year old
Mountains aren't just funny
I just heard the king of Spain is quarantined on his private jet-
The reign in Spain stays mainly on the plane.
Why aren’t submarine jokes funny ?
A communist joke isn’t funny..
that's not even remotely funny
What do you call a group of funny cows?
Did you know Bruce Lee has a faster older brother?
What's another name for a jet ski?
What sings funny songs all night long?
I'm shit at puns but I found this one i came up with funny af
What do you call a loaf of bread that is shaped like a jelly fish?
A Invertabread.
Why are elevator jokes so classic and funny?
They work on so many levels.
Gay jokes aren't even funny, like
Jokes about menstruation are not funny.
Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same?
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
Isn’t it funny that a surgery textbook still has an appendix?
So my dad just died because he needed blood and we didn’t know his blood type.
He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.
Don’t ever go to the local mountains and try to rent skis.
You can only get snowbored.
I’ve got a condition which causes me to make terrible puns.
It’s a dad-ly disease.
Happy Father’s Day to all the dads that get me though my day to day life, without you Dad Jokes wouldn’t mean a thing 😉
Some people think posting a raunchy joke here is okay as long as its funny enough to make you snort.
My wife and I were really happy for 20 years ...
I went to dinner with a couple of Vikings and they kept tapping on the table and laughing. I finally asked what was so funny and they said:
“You wouldn’t get it, it’s Norse code”
Funny how in the past everyone owned horses and only the rich owned cars, and now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses...
My how the stables have turned.
Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!
It’s funny cause it’s true.
Jokes about murders aren't funny
Unless they're properly executed, that it.
If my son ever came out to be trans then I wouldn’t have a son anymore
It hurts me to say this, but ...
What do you get when you boil funny bones?
The jokes I’ve heard on Zoom aren’t remotely funny
What did Master Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
What do you call a joke that isn’t funny?
There are jokes that, while not a barrel of laughs, are still firkin funny.
Sorry for being too lazy to look but does anyone remember seeing the joke on this sub about the chiropractor?
Someone posted it about a weak back.
A communism joke isn’t funny
Why mountains are funny?
Because they are hill areas
Mountains aren't just funny
Mountains are not just funny...
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