A list of puns related to "Funny Greggs"
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lad in front: "I'll have a 2 sausage rolls please"
cashier: "of course sir anything else you you?"
lad in front: "can I get your number?"
cashier: "absolutely not that's Β£2 please"
The self control required to hold my laughter in was unreal.
edit: to clarify this happened to the guy in front not me
Old Gregg: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIInySnQe4I
Edit: I don't find it funny because it's just... creepy. Not my kind of humor.
Hello again r/discgolf! If you do not know what I do, I write reviews and guides here for fun. Here are my guides and reviews that I have made so far. If you like what I write, you can follow my username to get notified in your feed when I post things. You could be #240!
Previous Entries:
Innova Guide Part #1 (Aero - Roc) [1983 - 1989]
Innova Guide Part #2 (Phenix - Birdie) [1989 - 1991]
Innova Guide Part #3 (Jaguar - Pole Cat) [1991 - 1994]
Innova Guide Part #4 (Python - Rhyno) [1994 - 1998]
Innova Guide Part #5 (Eagle - Firebird) [1999 - 2000]
Innova Guide Part #6 (Valkyrie - Orc) [2000 - 2004]
Innova Guide Part #7 (Hydra - Max) [2004 - 2006]
The year is 2007, and things are about to change. Guys like Paul McBeth, Paul Ulibarri, Nate Sexton, Jeremy Koling, Gregg Barsby, and James Conrad are coming up in the sport. Nate Doss was probably the best player in the world at that time, and he won the 07 world title for Discraft. David Feldberg and Avery Jenkins won the 08 and 09 worlds respectively. In 2010 Eric McCabe, then sponsored by Discraft, won the world title and Doss won in 11.
Even though Innova was still the #1 brand, they were not exactly winning everything like they used to. But, they molded fantastic discs in this era, alongside a few notoriously bad ones. Also... Discmania is a thing now! During this time, Innova molded/designed discs for Discmania to sell under their brand, and they did not send them garbage molds either. Discs like the P2, PD, and FD would become classics in their own right. This guide does not contain anyth
... keep reading on reddit β‘The recent passing of NFL legend John Madden has prompted many observers to note that John Madden has the second-highest winning percentage of any coach in NFL history (behind only Guy Chamberlain, who coached the Canton Bulldogs in the 1920s) and the highest winning percentage of any NFL coach in the modern era.
Madden's head coaching career only lasted ten seasons, but his Raiders never had a losing season, made the AFC Championship game seven times, and won a Super Bowl. He won an amazing 75% of his games despite playing in the same division as the legendary Steelers and Dolphins teams of the 70s.
Despite this, amazingly, Madden never won the AP Coach of the Year Award during his tenure between 1968 and 1978. He did not even win the award for the Raiders forgotten but absolutely dominant 1976 campaign, which saw the Raiders go 13-1 and culminated in a dominant win over the Minnesota Vikings in Super Bowl XI. Instead, the award that year went to Forrest Gregg, whose Cleveland Browns went 9-5 and finished 3rd in the AFC Central, missing the playoffs.
I find it hard to believe that he didn't deserve the award at least once during this period. Then again, his peer Chuck Noll never won the award at all, despite leading the Steel Curtain and Terry Bradshaw to four Super Bowls.
Funny how things work out.
This post comes to attention after looking at billβs post on Reddit.
On April 24th 1999 the first viewing of the basement tapes were arranged in attendance Jeffco officer Zimmerman, FBI special agent John Elvig, and Jeff Diehl viewed the tapes; it is unknown if others were also viewing but this comes from the 11K. These tapes came from evidence item number 200 recovered from the Harris family home, inside were a number of 8MM Tapes (the basement tapes). After viewing each of the tapes the viewers made two copies each, one of each copy was given to Zimmerman to lock in his desk drawer, a copy was given to Jeff Diehl to take to the command post, the original was then booked back into Jeffco evidence vault as evidence number 333. So right now as of April 24th 1999 we have 3 copies of each tape, the originalβs in the vault, the copy given to the command post that many people believe to be given to the FBI we will get to that, and then the copy secured in Zimmermans desk.
Fast forward a couple months to November of 1999 to the sentencing of mark manes the basement tapes were read and transcribed at the court hearing as Kate battan read out βoh Iβd like to make a thank you to mark (manes) and phil (Duran) very cool you helped us do what we needed to do thank youβ. It is unknown to an extent to me at least and my research if copies were made for attorneys during this case.
Now we fast forward a month December 1999 Jeffco sheriff John Stone shared the tapes with TIME magazine no copies were given to time all of the viewings were in Jefferson county sheriffβs office in a training room. Now we can be almost certain that they didnβt place the originals inside the VHS machine they used their copy. (EDITED) After many disputes with the parents the sheriffs office was planning on a semi release in January of 2000killers tapes may air by January link to New York post article I found this link from a redditor awhile back
We will now speak to about what bill has spoken about a little copies were made internally for investigation purposes 8MM copies VHS Copies and digital .MPEG files these copies were then subdivided to edited and unedited copies the copies that were edited included the 17 minute room tour but disincluded names of people and much more these were the copies that came close to a release around the time rampart came out. These edited copies were shown to many in Jefferson county an
... keep reading on reddit β‘Do your worst!
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JANUARY 3RD
RHOA, S8E9, 2016
Todd and Phaedra get together to discuss the money she owes him for her unreleased exercise video, and when he comes with printouts and evidence, she agrees to pay him.
Kenya talks to her dad about him moving their family out to Houston and her running away from there and back to Detroit, which led to them not talking for five years. This is an emotional moment where he tells her that he felt bad because her doing it made him feel he wasn't good enough and wasn't trying to better his family's life.
We then see Porsha tell her sister Lauren that the fact she is pregnant is going to get in the way of her assisting Porsha, and that she's going to have trouble finding another assistant and that this is affecting her - and their - livelihood. How fucked up!
RHOBH, S7E5, 2017
Erika recounts the events of panty gate with Micky, so everyone can learn about what dicks Dorit and P.K. are.
Dorit throws a lunch party with Rinna and Elliot Mintz (the man who talks in metaphors and poems, known to be the only person other than Rinna at the table when Dorit "touched up her makeup" at her dinner party.) Rinna talks about how Eileen's mother died during last year's reunion, and she didn't want to talk about it, but maybe it affected her behaviour and changed how she would react to things, especially with her behaviour with LVP. P.K, a constant asshole, says that people should tell someone if they are grieving and that she should have told everyone. That it's not fair for people to hide their pain - apparently you can only be nice to people if you think or know there is something going on with them!
Rinna obviously told Eileen what went down at lunch, so when Dorit and Eileen go for a walk on the beach, she decides to confront Dorit. She asks about what was said and why it was said, and Dorit completely denies that Eileen was even brought up!
We finally meet Eden Sassoon, who will be in the middle of the drama for her one and only season! We learn that of course, she is the daughter of Vidal Sassoon, the famous hairstylist, and she is Rinna's pilate instructor!
RHONJ, S8E12, 2018
Teresa is doing a photoshoot for her upcoming book at the time, Standing Strong, and while Siggy visits she asks if Joe knows what she wrote about him in it. Teresa says she hasn't told him yet - about being really mad at him about getting them into financial troubles and
... keep reading on reddit β‘Almost too many to choose from, but I still crack up at Tom, with a mix of horror and pride, incredulously asking if Gregg is asking for permission to blackmail him. Absurdly funny.
What about you? And forgive me if this post is a little dull, Iβm working on bringing in some Bojack guys and a few lampoon kids to punch up my account.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Bill Simmons and Russillo doing an NBA pod.
BS: You know how I finally got around to watching The Office?
RR: You always were a trend setter.
BS: I know, Iβm late. But itβs pretty good.
RR: Are we talking the British Office?
BS: The regular old original Office with Steve Carell.
RR: The British Office came first. Just to make sure we are getting all the facts right here.
BS: Are there actually booger eaters out there who care about which Office TV show came first.
RR: Look, Iβm not going to do the thing where I sit here and pretend to like the a British Office more just because Iβm a writer and it makes me sound more interesting or whatever.
BS: Like I said, I was watching the real Office, and I couldnβt help but think about which NBA player every member of The Office is.
RR: (*silence)
BS: Whatβs wrong Russillo, you donβt like it?
RR: A little heads up next time might be nice.
BS: It was just an impromptu thing. I made my list, so let me lay them out for you and you just tell me if you agree.
RR: Listen, Iβm a professional Bill. Iβll make it work. I know a lot of dudes back at ESPN that could not function if you went off script. Straight up refused to speak. Iβve always been a little more adaptable.
BS: Right out of the gate, Iβll start with an obvious one. Kevin Durant is Jim. Heβs talk, cool, funny, confident, and everybody else wants to be more like Jim.
RR: Are you trying to get John Krasinski on the pod 6 times in a row or whatβs going on here?
BS: (*audible laughter) Oh come on. So do you disagree?
RR: Donβt get me wrong. Iβm a big Durant guy. But to say heβs obviously Jim may be a little strong when LeBron is still in the league and barely a year removed from a Finals MVP.
BS: Fair point. I thought about that, but hereβs the thing. Jim has to have unbelievable chemistry with Pam, but LeBron doesnβt have unbelievable chemistry with anybody.
RR: I think LeBronβs managed to have a guy or two want to play with him.
BS: But heβs doesnβt make anybody around him better. Lots of players do, but he doesnβt. Which brings me to Pam.
RR: Gotta be Harden
BS: (*fake laughter) Get out of here. No, Pam is Steph Curry.
RR: (*is actually enraged but trying to not act enraged) Look, Iβm on the record as not being into Pamβs whole deal, so youβre going to have to leave me out on this one.
BS: Hereβs the case. Like Jim and Pam, Curry and Durant have unbelievable basketball chemistry.
RR: Really?
BS: Iβd say so. It only resulte
... keep reading on reddit β‘Pilot on me!!
Anthony and Gregg struggling with pronouns was funny, but Gregg saying "they and her friends" set me over the fucking edge laughing. Even Ericka had nothing for that one. Unintentional comedic genius.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
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