Speedy Gonzalez

So my dad sells furniture and the other day a woman came in and asked for prices on carpets. He said,

"Sorry, we don't sell carpets but there's a great place down the street called Speedy Gonzales'."

She says, "That's a funny name."

"Yeah, but they have lots of underlays."

"Underlays?"

"Uh huh about three of them... Andele! Andele! Andele!!!"

What an idiot.

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