My wife thinks she's funny by putting Frozen yogurt in the freezer for my home packed lunches.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dye590
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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My frozen pizza came out bent. Taco bout funny looking.

https://imgur.com/gallery/LLX4m

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RNNNG
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2017
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I would tell you something about our fridge.

But it’s really chilling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rahastes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2022
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What is a frogs frozen favorite treat?

A Hopsicle πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlxHal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2023
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Winter time it gets quite cold.

I was chatting with my dad and today is one of the coldest days in the year where we stay. Whilst having this chat, he just looks at me points at his phone and says excitedly

"it's so cold the screen has frozen!"

It wasn't just the screen, he took a screenshot and tried to press on icons to open them I saw it was an image but it was still quite funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrTea123
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2021
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So my wife wondered how the pancakes got into our shopping trolly

I said maybe they crΓͺped in there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Omni314
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2016
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Cold joke string

What’s a penguins favourite film? Frozen.

What did the penguin say to the snowman who didn’t find the first joke funny? Oh laugh!

What did the snowman kick the penguin with in retaliation? Dis knee

Why did the snowman then watch Frozen with the penguin? Nothing Elsa on TV

There’s snow more now, ice said them all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-E-Droflah
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
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Christmas Wrapping is the Best

Background Info: We are grabbing the presents from around the house that we hid from my sister-in-law's kids, when I pulled off a funny dad joke (to me it was funny)

Sis: Wait, where is the Frozen DVD you bought?

Me(Dad): I put it Elsa-where.

She didn't even laugh, she just stared at me and waited for me to leave.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2014
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