At the dinner table tonight

My wife cracks open an empty fortune cookie and asks, “What kind of fortune cookie doesn’t have a fortune??” I chuckle between bites and say, “Call it a ... cookie.”

It really wasn’t funny but I haven’t laughed so hard in so long I ended up choking on my fried rice.

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