A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.”
“I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”
They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”
I'm the last comment 😂
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Me: I'm going to take a hot tub
Him: Well, where are you going to put it?
Then he chuckles his way to the bathroom
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Sorry, I meant female but the emale got deleted.
That was my last post on Facebook before I deactivated my account. People thought it was funny but I wonder how long until they realize what it actually meant.
I film funny jokes and put them on facebook, I get a few requests like this but this time i decided to play for a little bit.
A friend of mine is giving away two tickets to the Regions Tradition in Birmingham, and posted a status on Facebook seeing if there were any takers. His phrasing:
"Who do I know that is a big golf fan?"
Well, I couldn't let this one go.
"I don't like big golf, but I'm a huge fan of mini golf".
At least one person in the status thought I was funny.
