Just funny or crazy-funny? nymag.com/scienceofus/201…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/10gil
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What do you call LGBTQ people who are crazy?

People who can’t think straight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CreativeGaming24
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Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards….

Creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is

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Did you catch the new video from JewTube?

Isreali funny.

Sorry, I'm out of Mein Kampfort zone, Anne Frankly I'd like to apologize.

Here, have some orange jews from concentrate, straight from the oven.

I really got to Gestapo before I go crazy so that I can SS how bad these puns are.

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Got my wife this morning...

The kids didn't find it funny either....

When she woke up this morning, I had coffee on the kitchen counter for her. a few minutes later she was talking about the new bed we bought, and having it come in on Monday. So, I make a crack about "testing" the new bed Monday night...

Wife: aaargghhh... you make me crazy. (as in "you're an idiot, stop talking to me")

Me: No, I made you a coffee. It's on the counter... remember...

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I'm happy with this one.

My mom was talking about how if she was designing a house for a crazy cat lady. She was saying that she would have tunnels and rooms for only cats to travel through. I look at her half asleep and I say "are you talking about building catacombs?" She didn't think it was as funny as I did

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My wife told me her dad said this all the time when she was growing up...

My wife told me the other day that when her and her siblings would finish their food, they would say "Dad, I'm done" and he would reply "What? Your dumb? Why would you say something like that about yourself?".

Yeah, nothing crazy funny, but her parents are native Spanish speakers so I think he used to troll the kids all the time and use that as an excuse. I think he still trolls me after 7 years.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2013
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I found out where I got my sense of humour from today

Every year my girlfriend's family and my family try to celebrate Christmas on different days, so my Christmas-crazy-starts-decorating-for-Christmas-before-I've-taken-my-Halloween-costume-off girlfriend has been bugging me about what day my family is celebrating for a few weeks. The other day we had a conversation that went like this:

SO: "So when's Christmas?"

Me: "[SO], Christmas is the same day every year, December 25th"

Apparently I'm not funny, but today I was on the phone with my awesome mom and my girlfriend was bugging me to ask her what day we were celebrating, so I ask.

Me: "[SO] wants to know what day Christmas is"

Mom: "Well, you should tell [SO] that Christmas is the same day as every other year, December 25th!"

I repeated it to her and she sobbed silently while my mother and I laughed our asses off for the next ten minutes.

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