My boss yelled at me the other day, β€œYou’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?"

I said, "Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yomommafool
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My daughter fell off the bike today

She suffered minor injuries.

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