it’s literally the most boring meal of all time, which is probably why Angela would love it. Also it’s an all white meal which correlates to how she dresses and how she hates colors. Just thought I’d share while watching
Background: I am currently observing Ramadan and I tried to incorporate parts of that in this diary. Ramadan is a holy month where Muslims fast from food/water from sunrise to sunset. We try to strengthen our faith and grow closer to God during this time. I also recently started nursing school (my second degree) so I am not very far into my career.
Section One: Assets and Debt
Retirement Balance: $0 lol. My husband started his big-boy job in August and we haven't been able to sign up for his companies 401k plan because of religious reasons. In Islam, dealing with interest is considered impermissible. It is impossible to completely avoid interest in the U.S. (as you will see below) but it is possible to pick stocks that are considered compliant with Islamic views. His job does not allow him to pick and choose which stocks he wants to invest in so we will probably have to find a retirement plan outside of his job and just miss out on the company match. We haven't gotten around to doing this because of his student loans. If you have thoughts or advice about this I would love to hear it.
Equity if you're a homeowner: Renting.
Savings account balance: $10,500. This is our emergency fund and we rarely pull from it.
Checking account balance: We keep about $1,000 as a buffer after all our bills/expenses.
Credit card debt: $0. My husband, C., is terrified of credit cards and adding to his student loan debt. I put most expenses on our Chase credit card for the cash back but pay it off before having to pay any interest.
Student loan debt: I got my first degree (Sociology) without acquiring debt because I qualified for a full need-based financial aid package. C. has $41,400 in private student loans and $16,000 in federal student loans. He has a Bachelors degree in Mechanical Engineering from a top 15 school. Thankfully he has a good job but this is a big source of stress for us. It is also why I chose to attend a community college for nursing school, rather than an accelerated program, so I could avoid adding to his debt. Once I begin working as a nurse full time we plan to continue to live off of his salary and throw everything I make at his debt.
Anything else that's applicable to you: I'm not sure where exactly to put this but we do still owe $6000 on my car. I am definitely not the breadwinner (yet lol) but I manage all of our finances. I do our taxes pretty much on our own, I move our budget around, and I make the payments on his stu
... keep reading on reddit ➡What are the best places to get some of the less common varieties of mushrooms? My wife is specifically looking for cauliflower mushrooms and morels if they're not crazy expensive, but other interesting varieties would be cool too.
Closer to the Richmond is better, but I'll go further if I have to. I'm already aware of Berkely bowl but not much else.
We already tried some from the guy in Dolores but they tasted terrible and made us feel funny afterwards.
Does anybody know any fun fan fictions where Max gets high with Chloe? I don’t know why I want something like that specifically, I’m just looking for some funny fanfics of my girl Cauliflower high as hell!
Any fan recommendations welcomed!
The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
I would have a daughter
Capital of Ireland
It's Dublin everyday
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But Bill kept the Windows
True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."
I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"
He responds, "it's dead grass."
I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"
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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.
K9P
You officially hit rock bottom
And then you will all be sorry.
Now it’s syncing.
Because he wanted space
Edit: Thank you for the awards.
He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"
I will find you. You have my Word.
She said how do you know he was headed to work?
“thank you for your cervix.”
...sails are going through the roof.
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too..
A taxi
He thought homes were built, not born.
But now I stand corrected.
I wrote about this awhile back but didn't have anywhere to share until I found this sub,
I love to garden. Mostly veggie gardening and berry bushes. I have a ton in my mum's yard. Last year I was picking up some things from the garden centre and they had a sale on broccoli and cauliflower. I picked up 20 of each. They were a great price and I had the room. I planted those suckers and went on my marry way. Stick plant in dirt. Water every now and then. Throw some coffee grinds and egg shells in there every now and again. As summers going I notice they aren't doing broccoli/cauliflower things. They do not look like they should. I ended up with 40 heads of cabbage. Don't get me wrong cabbage is great....but, what the hell do you do with 40 cabbages? I mule this over for a while and have a bright idea. Kimchi!
Oh...Naive silly hidden.
I had never made kimchi before. I never will again. Did you know you have to pull all the cabbage apart than soak it for 24 hours? Cover all that in paste that took me forever to find the "right" horseradish for than make. So I got everything all sauced and put them in canning jars.
Morgan Freeman Narrator voice: That is the moment she made her greatest mistake.
After I was done (This took me all weekend) I put the jars in our basement. The basement is an unfinished cement hallway with dirt on either side af the hall. The hall is the only place you can walk. Picture a cement trench with dirt on the either sides. The basement in only three feet deep without the cement trench. I put the jars along the side of the trench and the dirt and sauntered off forgetting about them.
Did you know you have to burp fermenting foods? Cause I sure didn't. I went down there a few months later and all those fucking jars had exploded! Glass shards and rotting kimchi everywhere. It took forever to clean up and the smell still haunts me. Basement still smells funny a year later
Wookie mistake.
Theoretical Fizz-ics
Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.
