Made A Trick or Treater Tell Me a Joke for Candy

"Your mama is so stupid, she got two tickets to the superbowl and brought two spoons with her."

Had to look at my husband for explanation, he told me, I LMFAO, and then gave him an extra candy bar for it. (We give out full size candy bars.)

May not belong in Dad Jokes, but I immediately thought of it, so dammit, it belongs!!!

(LOL, it's still too damn funny to me, I'm literally LOL'ing right now and my husband is shaking his head at me.) : )

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📅︎ Nov 01 2014
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