Funny Cancer Puns

A list of puns related to "Funny Cancer"

My aunt's astrological sign was cancer, funny to consider how she died

She was killed by a giant crab

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👤︎ u/xxbiggeorge69xx
📅︎ May 21 2019
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r/funny sent me here... My dad had surgery this morning to remove a cancerous section of his colon. He's still got his sense of humor. (X-post from r/funny) imgur.com/ZlOIj9q
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👤︎ u/Sigogglin
📅︎ Oct 29 2013
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Star Signs

The Doctor walks in,

Patient: Hey doc, whats the news?

Doctor: I was wondering what's your star sign?

Patient: Cancer, why?

Doctor: Funny that.

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👤︎ u/Eastyisthename
📅︎ Jul 23 2019
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