Berry funny

My friend: I’ve just eaten 500g of strawberries.Β Β I don't feel so good. Me: would you say you're feeling... seedy?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B00kish76
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2016
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My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.

She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Every time my son is eating a banana, I comment...

"Son, that looks appealing! Orange you glad you have a berry funny Dad like me? That's it, I'm plum out of jokes."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterS42
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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