Funny Bathroom Puns

A list of puns related to "Funny Bathroom"

My bathroom is under construction and my dad thought it'd be funny to put this as a temporary wall imgur.com/a/cPo1x
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👤︎ u/vtdeer
📅︎ Nov 11 2013
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European languages in class

13 year old, trying to be funny: Doesn't "oui, oui" in French mean "I have to go to the bathroom?" (nobody laughs)

Me: sounds like you need to brush up on your "European" languages. (over pronounced you're - a - peein'")

Everybody but the kid laughed. someone had to explain it to him. It was great.

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👤︎ u/mistermajik2000
📅︎ Jun 13 2014
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Bathroom Dad Joke

On my way to the bathroom I ask my girlfriend if she needs to go before I destroy it with poop.

Girlfriend: "No, I'll be fine"

Me: "You sure?... Speak now or forever hold your pee."

She didn't find it funny.

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👤︎ u/andrewbecton
📅︎ Mar 26 2014
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