Funny Bagel Puns

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We are standing at Depoe Bay, Oregon watching the whales. I point at a bird (ironically), “look Patty, a seagull!” My wife replies, “no, it’s a bagel.” “Why is it a bagel?” “Because it’s over the BAY!” That’s pretty funny, but...

The thing is she didn’t just make up this joke, but this is the first time I’ve heard it. We’ve been married for 18 years. That means that she’s been waiting for 18 years until we were near the ocean, at a bay, waiting for a seagull to fly over. The dad joke is above average, but statistically speaking, she has my respect 100%.

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👤︎ u/MahonriWY
📅︎ Jul 06 2019
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Eating breakfast with my girlfriend this morning.

Her: "this should be enough butter for your bagel" Me: "that's debageble"

She didn't think it was as funny as I did.

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👤︎ u/HoboStabz
📅︎ Jan 12 2015
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