Did you hear that the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid on DVD?
They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.
The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
Imagine Americans switched from Pound to Kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion
Jokes about menstruation are not funny.
Gay jokes aren't even funny, like
A communism joke isn’t funny
It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?
Why mountains are funny?
Because they are hill areas
Why do Air Force pilots salute differently?
Because they’re above us.
An angry Air Force Registered Nurse is mad AF RN.
Air conditioning pun thread
Where did the music notes go to get some fried chicken?
What is an Air Fryer's favorite food? (Courtesy of my 6 year old)
Air-vrything.
I'm so proud.
If my son ever came out to be trans then I wouldn’t have a son anymore
What do you get when you boil funny bones?
The jokes I’ve heard on Zoom aren’t remotely funny
I went to dinner with a couple of Vikings and they kept tapping on the table and laughing. I finally asked what was so funny and they said:
“You wouldn’t get it, it’s Norse code”
When I was a kid it was free to use the air hose at the gas station. Now it’s $1
A group of physicists came to my restaurant today, ate then explained what the force required to accelerate a mass of one gram at a rate of one centimeter per second squared is. Then when my attention was elsewhere, they all left, leaving behind a bunch of hyphens...
I should have known they'd dyne and dash.
Jokes about murders aren't funny
Unless they're properly executed, that it.
There are jokes that, while not a barrel of laughs, are still firkin funny.
What do you call a joke that isn’t funny?
I told my wife I saw a deer on the way to work.
She said how do you know he was headed to work?
The aliens returned with a butter force.
What was the sad teenager listening to while they were forced to do yard work?
My whole life I thought Chewbacca was an Ewok....
It’s funny cause it’s true.
What chemical is released in your brain when you find something funny on the internet?
Funny how in the past everyone owned horses and only the rich owned cars, and now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses...
My how the stables have turned.
Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!
As a kid I was forced to walk the plank.
We couldn't afford a dog.
I was trying to think of something funny to say about the last time I went to the pub with my mates...
But all I can think of are inn-jokes.
My wife loves it when I blow cold air on her when she's too hot..
Personally I'm not a fan.
What do you call it when mosquito is deadly funny?
I told a funny joke to a firecracker
I went to an open-air cafe yesterday and it rained.
It took me four hours to eat my soup.
What kind of food is in the air
Found this on r/funny, so probably a repost
The greatest air force to ever exist
Mountains are not just funny...
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