While we wait for the beta I decided to make a map based off of Tokyo Station and the Imperial Palace and how they can function in the new conquest style of BF2042. Decided to make this cause I was bored, and also because I work inside the Tokyo Station itself and how it could look in the world of BF2042.
Be noted that I'm not a professional game dev, so there will probably be many flaws in my concept. Just take it as a shitpost from someone who is excited about BF2042
The Map consists of 5 sectors to capture, with 3-4 area objectives that must be captured for the team to take control of. The image below is the example that I made of how the loading screen, sector, and objective can look like.
Example of what the loading screen can look like
How each sector would look like (without objective)
How each sector would look like (with objective)
โฏSector A : Government Building and surrounding area
In this area players will attempt to contest many of the Japanese federal building that are now abandoned due to the extreme climate change that made central Tokyo basically inhabitable in the early 2030s, which lead to Japan changing their capital to Kyoto, Japan.
In terms of gameplay this sector will be the closest sector to capture for one side, making it a starter sector with much more open space to prevent opposing side to instantly take over resulting in a one-sided game by preventing extremely fast rotation.
In case of opposing team capturing all of the sector, the team that started on the sector A side will be able to use the massive underground network including the remnants of the sewer and subway system to attempt a flank to other sectors. I will talk about this further down in this post.
Objective A : [House of Parliament (ๅฝไผ่ญฐไบๅ )](https://www.google.com/search?q=%E5%9B%BD%E4%BC%9A%E8%AD%B0%E4%BA%8B%E5%A0%82&rlz=1C1QABZ_jaJP905JP905&sxsrf=AOaemvJXyt9wB7frwCfE7FdYYG3haw2OSg:16306
... keep reading on reddit โกI don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
Theyโre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Nothing, he was gladiator.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Why
Itโs pronounced โNoel.โ
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
Just to clarify, 12345678
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! ๐ Thank you for the awards.
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
โBOOMโ?!
But nobody ever mentions his sister, Onya, who invented the starter pistol.
