And I always tell them that I'm not choosing sides.
Dont wok away from me!
Itβs amazing how they can hold that big skillet in their tiny little claws.
This morning I woke up and my pillow was gone.
Today is the 13th anniversary of my father passing and this was my favorite joke that he used to tell. Enjoy.
My wife cracks open an empty fortune cookie and asks, βWhat kind of fortune cookie doesnβt have a fortune??β I chuckle between bites and say, βCall it a ... cookie.β
It really wasnβt funny but I havenβt laughed so hard in so long I ended up choking on my fried rice.
But they do make pretty good fried rice
My girlfriend wanted to order shrimp fried rice w our order. I was worried because sheβs so shellfish.
Man who cooks meat and peas in same pot... Is unhygienic!
(Every time my dad makes chicken fried rice)
While starting on the eggs for the fried rice, he separated the yolk from the whites and started bouncing it on his spatula. He turned to a guy at the table and said "Ready?" as though he was going to toss it to him for a catch, then once we'd all made adequately horrified faces, he replies "I'm just yolking!"
I asked my dad that while we were cooking fried rice.
He said "Right here! " held up the peace sign with his fingers.
Dont wok away from me!
