Fruit Loop Puns

A list of puns related to "Fruit Loop"

No one bird can eat a box or fruit loops...

...but toucan!

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👤︎ u/Supersumo2012
📅︎ Apr 11 2021
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What does a couple cans of ham and fruit loops have in common?

Two-cans ham

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👤︎ u/fukncool
📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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Why did Jonny hang fruit loops across his windows?

He is a cereal drapist.

(credit to my actual dad for this joke)

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👤︎ u/dadjokeaccount
📅︎ Aug 15 2018
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I got banned from /r/DadJokes for posting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"

Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ May 07 2021
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Did you hear about the strawberries that taste like pineapple?

They're called 'hula berries' and they're a thing, but I had no idea.

I guess I'm not in the fruit loop.

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👤︎ u/FyreFlyre
📅︎ May 26 2021
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What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop

Dr. Dre

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👤︎ u/howell1812
📅︎ Apr 17 2020
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