A list of puns related to "Fruit And Veg"
If you don't avocado
But apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer.
I replied: people who sell fruit and veg are grocer
(Borrowed indefinitely without permission from @pakalupapito)
Me and my girlfriend were talking about getting 5 fruit and veg a day over Skype when she spotted me chewing on my headphones.
She said, 'Stop chewing your head phones, they're not part of your five a day. (Pause) even though they're Apple!'
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