How are you gonna drive to the fruit and veg shop...

If you don't avocado

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📅︎ Dec 13 2018
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As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting.

But apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer.

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👤︎ u/Amanbbi
📅︎ Feb 06 2019
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A vegan said to me: people who eat meat are disgusting

I replied: people who sell fruit and veg are grocer

(Borrowed indefinitely without permission from @pakalupapito)

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📅︎ Sep 17 2019
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Girlfriend got me while talking about Five a day

Me and my girlfriend were talking about getting 5 fruit and veg a day over Skype when she spotted me chewing on my headphones.

She said, 'Stop chewing your head phones, they're not part of your five a day. (Pause) even though they're Apple!'

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👤︎ u/Akkie96
📅︎ Sep 26 2014
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