Frontpages Puns

A list of puns related to "Frontpages"

90-Year-Old Star Treks to the Edge of the Cosmos (WSJ Frontpage)
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👤︎ u/yamsooie
📅︎ Oct 15 2021
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I just posted a msg to Reddit about the lack of original frontpage content. This was the subject line of their reply.

RE: Post

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👤︎ u/neudeu
📅︎ Feb 04 2019
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What are the three keys to a frontpage post?

Ctrl, C, and V.

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👤︎ u/Maimonides_vii
📅︎ Sep 24 2018
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Found on the frontpage
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👤︎ u/QWERTY_J
📅︎ Oct 20 2014
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1.99, but 6.99 when adjusted for inflation.
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👤︎ u/A_Plus_Memes
📅︎ Nov 04 2017
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Apparently Google Assistant recently became a father.

I saw this on the FrontPage and immediately thought of you guys.

https://imgur.com/8Be1Y7J

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👤︎ u/Amorevolous
📅︎ Oct 13 2016
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Watching Finding Nemo with my dad and little bro when...

Setting: movie theater during the "fish are friends" scene; aka heavy talking

(Dad) psst

(Me) what

(Dad) where do fish go to have a drink

(Me) not able to hear dialogue Idc shhhh

(Dad) a can-tuna

(Me) goddammit

EDIT: Thanks for getting me to the frontpage of /r/dadjokes for a day! I'm glad you all benefitted from my pain!

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👤︎ u/LoneSeeker777
📅︎ May 01 2015
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The day has 24 hours. If we cant finish our work, we still have the night.

A saying of my father a frontpage post inspired me to share.

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👤︎ u/klanawagna
📅︎ Oct 07 2015
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Pretty sure I found the dad in this link

Saw this picture on the frontpage

Read this comment: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2je1ry/weather_girl_wore_green_dress_to_work/claurx3

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👤︎ u/ABadManComes
📅︎ Oct 16 2014
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My dad burned me...

I'm horrible at telling stories and this is my first r/dadjokes post.

I was showing my dad the frontpage gif of the balloon full of mercury hitting the ground...

Dad-"Neat! Even though that is rather dangerous."

Me-"Yeah, but it's cool."

Dad-"I remember when I was in school and they would walk around and placed little drops of mercury in our hands to play with.''

Me-"And see, you turned out some what fine!"

Dad-"But what they didn't know was the genetic damage it did to people's children..."

Me-"Good one..."

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👤︎ u/dragdollb
📅︎ Oct 09 2014
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